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Fry will say he is "hopeful" of something happening soon.

The only Brazilian we'll be seeing at St Mary's...

I think that's what he meant.

Someone please ask the question: can you guarantee that the stadium will only be used by Saints, and not any scruffy lot in blue. Thanks. Also: what happened to Rod Stewart? Also: can you please make sure, above all else, our catering is the envy of the rest of League 1.

Or he's so bad he couldn't get a job anywhere else and now his luck is in because the Pinnacle deal fell through and he has a job again. For loyal read lucky. Just call me an old cynic. Signed Old Cynic

I agree good news, but have to say the ladling on of 'he is very honourable/principled/delicious and chocolatey' stuff is a bit over the top. Also does seem to imply that something is afoot.

Really confused now. Thought he'd gone to some Egyptian outfit. Maybe he'll go in goal for us.

Croydon

robert green or Kelvin - tough one. Mind you, doesn't look good if even K has given up the ghost. Perhaps he's heard it's all over. Certainly looks like it. Only happy people are Begbies Traynor's bean counters. Must have made a fortune on this one.

Christ on a bike. Can we stop the swiss - insert something you connect with Switzerland picked up from special school or rubbish telly? I'm starting to think a Saints fans have never ventured further than Totton.

2 mins left

my bet that nothing happens today is looking pretty good at the moment

would prefer qevin qeegan

Yes. Don't do it. The man is a prize arse.

I think he is a man of sub-normal intelligence, accompanied by a big ego and very poor communication skills. Apart from that, ideal.

She looks very happy indeed. I wonder what's going on a bit lower down...

Drat. Bookies win again. I'm rubbish at betting.

Bet nothing happens today.

If we bring in Ince I would suggest that MLT has completely lost the plot. If it is Keegan then he has found a good one.

putting himself about a bit, no? must know he'll be out of a job...(great!)

tiresome brinkmanship

Prison?

*puts telephone call through to anyone in Switzerland*

The Keegan effect did indeed last a long time. It would be a brilliant story for Lawrie Mac to pick up the phone and say 'hey, Kev, do you fancy doing it again?'. I can see the features in every broadsheet now.

'got robbed and beaten up'. *snigggers* (I cannot quite believe that was censored without the extra g)