DT

I've just done that predictor thingy and have us down with Charlton and Barnsley on goal difference, assuming we lose on the last day at Forest. Which we will. Oh dear. Forest will be well out of it.

Norwich one up.

I see Dmg is playing not in the hole again. Actuly I think the hole stretches back to Davis. Prepare for another gutless performance.

All 'family' clubs: counts for nothing now. But you can bet the others will prepare better for going straight back up. Most depressing.

Dexter will do it on the last day too - might as well get some money on it.

All over now. Cheers Dexter.

They just don't care. And we don't have a manager able to rouse them. Oh, and we have no spine,

Saeijs is the only one to give a toss, seemingly.

in the shiite garden's on this side though

if ryan smith does another step over and fall over combo i think we should shoot him

they look like they're from police academy III

surman kicks ball straight out from corner. is he the most overrated footballer ever?

or indeed fans

always knew he'd cost us.

McGoldrick is garbage.

not as silly as Marek, or any defender who just might like to turn up.

100% a pen. ridiculous challenge.

And Euell, the only player who looks like he gives a toss, is dropped. Masterstroke,

Wotte said we had been playing well before the match. I'd like to have some of the drugs he is clearly on.

what the **** is going on. we are utter, utter ****.

Davis shows his true colours again.

Yes please.

Well done for clearing up 'finantial'. Now get going on the 'Whose' please. Or there'll be detention for you young man.

It is rather a brilliant title. Well done, sir.

Seems too good to be true, a la Paul Allen. Cannot think of any connection barring the IPL, Kevin Pietersen, and a sizeable Indian community in Southampton. Or perhaps having a club as a trophy, but a struggling Championship/League One team hardly fits that bill. Fanciful, but hope so!