DT

It's not a lottery because lotteries are about luck. If we pull it together it will be through a solid defence, hard work, good management - maybe Wotte can do that after all - and hard work. Luck doesn't enter into it.

Oh I don't know. I thought he batted pretty well against england the other day. Multi-talented, that one.

Not very good forgeries. They look about an inch thick,

All three set up by Lupoli and Dailly.

Gosh, that share price really is low. Anyone would have thought we were a really rubbish team led by an unproven non-entity of a manager employed by a hated toff who appears to be the most arrogant man ever to shoot a duck, in charge of a motley crew of also rans and kids who are about to get relegated into football's third tier, crippled by debts and with no credible investors anywhere near our horizon. Oh.

Yes. Even players who aren't playing seem to be able to score against us.

0-2 with Kelvin Davis again being under the misapprehension that he will be an asset in dealing with crosses, at either end of the pitch. At least now we are down the pressure is off so we might win. Ormerod to score 23.

beryl reid would be better.

The worst thing about the prospect of going down is that I can't see us getting up again.

Funny you should say that, Gary Baldi is our new Premiership loan striker.

In other news, I think I've got a leaky roof.

I think they'll go for Curbishley and their denials about having already met up with him (and his own) were orchestrated lies. Either that or Sven will get the chop for being crap and suddenly be interested in where Portsmouth is on a map. It's the bit marked shiiitehole.

Far too good for us. Won't happen. Wish it would too though.

I reckon if this is true we'll be getting one as part of a deal which sees Lallana going the other way at the end of the season. Therefore I'd reckon it might be a Spurs player that Harry doesn't like (Bent?) or a Fulham player who can't get in their team. Those would be my guesses....

Billy Davies. We'd now be out of it. Should have sold a player to fund him.

I'm starting to wish we had sold a player and brought some reinforcements in with the money to freshen up what looks like a tired bunch that without any extra zing will disappear without a trace.

I hope it is called off. I can't bear much more misery and we could do with catching up in terms of games in hand. Then again, the league will look terrible with us cut adrift. Oh woe.

On the face of it yes, but the goodies concerned would need to be well thought through. To be honest, if they offered life membership for that fee instead of having to pay the £20 or whatever it is now (I forget) every year AND it could save the club, then I'd sign on the dotted line today. But realistically, they'd probably only get max 10,000 doing that, which is still only £200k. Not very much.

About this time last season, when Kelvin got injured, Pearson brought in Wright and our fortunes changed for the better.

he's not very good. made a cods of the first goal and should have saved the second.

This can be the only reason. I also suspect some contractual nonsense about DMcG because he is utter cack and keeps getting selected.

you missed out crap transfer rumours

can someone tell me what Davis was doing on their first goal, why we can't ever shut up shop and why Holloway sounded as if he was our next manager on Sky?

bit of a sickener tonight but what was Davis doing on their first goal? and why can't we EVER shut up shop?