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Uncanny. That's the exact definition on Wikipedia.

I think you're giving him too much credit tbh Boggy

Ahhh, that's the customer service centre, yeah, the technical helpdesk has a far more eastern feel to it.

I can only think that you haven't called them for awhile.

I also live miles from the exchange, in the countryside, and I'm still serviced by copper cable which they claimed they'd replaced when they encouraged me to sign up to the highest priced service. Utter sh!t and utter lying c***s. I'd change in a heartbeat but no other ISP will be able to give a better service purely because the BT line has the ultimate determination on connection speed. I can also confirm that 600k is lower than 1Mb.

I get 600kb download on BT currently. I've only been complaining for 18 months so I figure their top drawer customer service must be thinking about how best to resolve it very, very carefully.

I'd say yes too but by this point I've been proved wrong.

Twyford Down is an area of natural beauty. There's nothing beautiful about Southampton so they might as well stick them there tbh.

I'll go for "Good" then.

I just watched Layer Cake for the first time and quite enjoyed it, but then I'm quite easily pleased most of the time.

"The c*ck of a Shetland" is possibly the closest description of Tiggs I've ever seen.

lol That is exactly like something Tiggs would do!

Been playing it since I picked it up in Tesco for £15 (incorrectly placed as GOW 1 in the 2 for £30 section - and they honoured it!) but I'm stuck at the queen's dude with the big chainsaw who keeps flipping me up and cutting me in half, bastard. Any tips gratefully received.

I think I need to read the whole thread and not just get annoyed by the first post.

I had Reggae Reggae Sauce with my rump steak for tea. It's very nice but it reminds me of Branston Pickle without the lumps.

Congratulations. You must be delighted. I'm over the moon for you guys. Really. Brilliant.

There was actually a bigger hike when I retro fitted aluminium door sill plates on an old MR2.

I've never seen an insurance hike through getting speeding points and, although I've been clean for a few years now, I've had 14 over the years and 8 at the same time once.

It's positive discrimination gone mad.

Don't be daft.

Hot BBQ sauce, the red version of the green woodsmoked one kicks ass.

They do, they just pretend not to when you're around to avoid talking to you.

Especially the hot one.

Play can be a little bit unreliable but their customer service is very good.

Ok, I'll bite. Alonso only appears arrogant from his portrayal by the British media, he's anything but. He's a very humble and shy person who certainly doesn't believe that he makes a team. This is all very evident from transcripts of interviews rather than the fancy of journalists, and, of course, I've seen it first hand. Oh, and this will ruffle a few feathers, Senna may have been a great champion, and IMO the most complete driver of all time, but he didn't half spout some sh!t sometimes. I give you: "And suddenly I realised that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension." "Then suddenly something just kicked me. I kind of woke up and realised that I was in a different atmosphere than you normally are. My immediate reaction was to back off, slow down." Although he was bang on with this one just before Imola '94. "It's going to be a season with lots of accidents, and I'll risk saying that we'll be lucky if something really serious doesn't happen."