Ponty

[jobsworth]Who made your avatar PL? It's bigger than the rules allow...[/jobsworth]

We didn't evolve from monkeys, or even apes. Both humans and apes evolved from the same prehistoric ape-like creature, which is long since extinct, along our own evolutionary paths.

The last time I cried at a movie was at ET. I was about 10, and even then I sniffed it back so there were no tears. I think I must be dead inside as I never feel the urge to cry at fictional events. Either that or you lot are a little bit heavy on oestrogen.

Pedantry?

Well that makes naff all sense mate. How can you support the team, either vocally or financially, if you're not there? You do realise that Rupert will get the same wage regardless of how many people turn up, right?

You seriously need to change the record.

Stupid ****ing broken smiley ****ers.

Never has there been so much education and fun wrapped up in a single package since Sesame Street.

Do you work at Wernham Hogg?

He can't do much else with his 3 post limit.

He's a friendly chap. He probably saw that you'd turned over a new leaf.

Finchy.

Did you resize it?

I thought it was a posthumous one of Kurt tbh.

Pontefract is the home of liquorice in the UK, and probably the world. The festival certainly attracts people from all over the world.

Nah, it's derived from Pontefract, where I was living when I first joined up all those years ago.

Seriously, I'm disappointed in you. You were 100% in the right mate.

Or let him **** your girlfriend.

I've had my hair cut recently. Until then I did look like a grunge reject clinging to my youth.

Yours actually looks a tad big...

No, not everyone is as gracious as you about it. 80x80 is fine.

That's the best I can do at the moment mate.

Have you ever called me a name? i don't do it for people who have been nasty to me.

Have you paid? You're not tagged as a "Full Member".