Ponty

Beer and Curry must count as fruit then... Result.

Don't drag Oxford into it!

If I put my Christian name and Surname in Google images the first pic is of a fairly recent gravestone with my name on it.

At least they send theirs down. Ours just get court orders to stop them working in schools.

All black cars look beautiful clean but are a bugger to keep that way.

Indeed, it's on a par with the formation of the Welsh Assembly.

Black the colour or Black, the subdivision of AMG the tuners?

Best: Petrol Worst: Burnt electrics.

We have the power

Tonight: Dunno yet. Tomorrow: Work's summer party Sunday: Recovery.

It looks to be the same width (80 pixels) as all should be, yet it has retained the true aspect ratio it began with. Stop stirring it up. If MB wants it to look better he's very capable of remodeling it.

Being honest, I think you'll struggle to find a happy Bournemouth fan.

It's considered particularly lucky for the Chinese. I, for one, shall be getting a takeaway later.

You do that for insurance quotes? Oops, somebody's driving uninsured and could possibly be prosecuted for pecuniary advantage.

It's an awesome piece of technology. I can't wait until they fire it up.

We haven't got history.

We're doomed.

This thread is an example.

They're the highlights? Blimey, the downsides must've been awful.

To compound your woes, how about telling us you got Saganowski on the back! Seriously though, I thought the Umbro contract everyone was clamouring for was going to be the end of dodgy shirts.

Irony?

Probably because most of the moral code, lifestyle, fiscal characteristics, indeed everything we live by and for is based on statistics. It's human nature.

I've been told the latest version of RealPlayer has such a feature.

I'd already left a message for Arizona. I think he's ignoring it though.

We really missed out there. Lowe out.