Ponty

Freudian slip? You missed out 'love'.

Flash bastard.

The first honest answer.

That's a pretty strong 2nd XI. What happened to our player crisis?

I hadn't noticed that. Do it for me now please, with the post you've just made.

You forget the old maxim; You can please some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but you can't please all of the people all of the time.

Is Jeyes fluid environmentally friendly? I use freshly squeezed lemon juice to clean my wheelie bin.

I love the way it ends before anyone gets the chance to start any polite applause. What a crock of ****.

Baj has broken the smileys.

The closest I get to composting is forgetting to wheel the bin down to the road on a Monday night.

Is that like a drive by?

My God, that's fantastic.

Nero does this I believe.

What on earth is a huntducker?

I think you'd have trouble suing him Baj. His grammar's so bad that it's almost down to individual interpretation as to what his post is supposed to say.

That's what I said in post #5.

I have a request... It's a bit like getting matey with a copper I reckon.

Ah I see. Thanks.

lol Brilliant.

Matt, don't waste your posts telling us that. We cherish the wisdom of your usual contributions.

Puck?

I can't help but see it as Single White Female.

Lol, no worries, idiot.

I don't foresee a problem with that. Check back later.

It'll be .co.uk now and not .com like the old days. You onto that?