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miserableoldgit

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  1. Many mentions of Rodrigues on the commentry??
  2. No doubt this will also come out again at The Mayflower tomorrow night.
  3. Oh Bugger! He`s not back again is he?
  4. "Poacher turned Gamekeeper";)
  5. You don`t think.......no.......surely not! Mind you, he does seem to smile a lot!
  6. Sadly, after us going in to admin and seeing what can happen with lack of financial common sense down the M27, it is.
  7. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsch%2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp5197.m570.l1313%26_nkw%3D180726587776%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1#ht_1022wt_932
  8. Reading through this thread it seems to me that the bloke can`t win! "Damned if he does - damned if he don`t."
  9. Not especially PC some of these but still quite funny IMHO:- [TABLE] [TR] [TD][TABLE=width: 100%] [TR] [TD=width: 100%][TABLE] [TR] [TD][TABLE] [TR] [TD][TABLE] [TR] [TD][TABLE] [TR] [TD][TABLE] [TR] [TD]Yoko Ono has been signed up for the next series of 'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!' Show bosses think she will do really well since she's been living off a dead beatle for the last thirty years. I got sacked last night from serving in the Salvation Army soup kitchen, ungrateful bleeders, all I said was, 'Hurry up for f*cks sake, some of us have got homes to go to!' Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a big fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore. Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting your bloody tee ready! Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching tv when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'What you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?' I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken please' She replied, 'You're having soup, you fat ba***rd , I was talking to the cat!' Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a small White patch, so I've named him Birmingham . In an Indian restaurant last night having a meal, waiter came over and says, 'Curry OK?' I said, 'Go on then, just one song then bugger off' I was sat in a restaurant and got hit on the back of the head by a prawn cocktail. I looked round and this bloke shouts, 'That's just for starters!' Firemen have just rescued an Irish man with his penis stuck in a condom machine. They asked him what happened and he said, 'The sign says, insert £2 and push knob in'. [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]
  10. If only I was that lucky:cry:
  11. Lets not forget that the stands themselves are named after areas of Southampton surrounding the stadium.
  12. Irony alert!! How about Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin? Everyone would know where they came from.
  13. The Good, the Bad and the Multiplex (What`s Wrong with Modern Movies?) by Mark Kermode. I know that MK really divides opinion, but you can`t get away from the fact that he is very knowledgable and is passionate about the subject. I personally love listening to his reviews, most of which turn out to be fair and accurate IMHO and I enjoy listening to his "rants" with Simon Mayo on Friday afternoon on Radio 5. This book is funny whilst making some serious points about modern movie-going. Very enjoyable.
  14. No Boswellia Resin??
  15. Have I slipped into some parallel Universe without knowing?? I think that I have just seen a photo of England Rugby player Steve Thompson with the caption "Steve Thompson parties with two dwarves".
  16. I did wonder what Charlie Sheen had been doing since "Two and a Half Men".
  17. Did mine this way. Simple and quick.
  18. 9/11 Kennedy Assasination Moon Landing Cuban Missile Crisis Collapse of Communism (Berlin Wall) Actually, thinking about it, the death of John Lennon had quite a profound effect on me being a teenager in the 60`s so I`ll have 6 if it`s allowed.
  19. And Paul Simon "Sound of Silence" :-
  20. More complete version :-
  21. Mary Portas at World Naked Bike Ride, London 2010
  22. TBF the lino put his flag up straight away indicating that he thought it was a dive, so it was both officials. Were they both wrong Shteve??
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