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Saints will never be able to compete with the likes of Chelsea all the the they are stuck in such a small stadium. The trouble is we just don't have the attendances to suggest we could finance an upgrade in the long run. That said, if they put prices up and offered some sort of premium match day experience we could probably make more money.

Ticket office procedures are a joke. Went down there today and brought total of 16 tickets in four separate transactions without anybody stopping me. I even made the last two transactions with Becky Goodyear just to rub it in, but she didn't have a clue. So now I'm the proud owner of 16 tickets for this fixture. Pm me if you want to buy one.

Why have all the Cortese bashers come out the woodwork since the change of manager anyway? Seems like too much of a coincidence to me.

Why have all the Cortese bashers come out the woodwork since the change of manager anyway? Seems too much of a coincidence to me.

Presumably it's all about sausage and how to hide it.

It's the council's choice Jamie. They don't give a **** what you as their poxy tenant thinks. Us homeowners can do wtf we want.

This is really cutting edge satire. Bafta for Frank the ****

Will it be as unreliable as all the others?

We have a new manager. That has to be equivalent to at least two signings.

Cortese banned the selling of Twixes at Sms because they were deemed too common.

Cortese's contribution to the club makes Le Tiss's look insignificant in comparison. Good to see our chairman come out and explain his Atkins decision thoroughly as everybody asked him to do. We are blessed.

Pmsl at Turkish's desperately aspirational clobber. Funny how far some dole plebs can make their cheques go these days.

That was in December. You're a month out.

I'll be provoking Jamie (aka GayDays) on the mongboard.

I think the mods should moderate whilst wearing blindfolds to ensure greater consistency in their actions.

Still not convinced Saints were even interested in this player.

Mark Hughes Peter Reid Pele

Why the **** would inter accept a lower bid and refuse a higher one? Slit jockeys.

Writers should be able to use commas. Fact.

They've just released a new song through free download on their site and I like it. There's a falsetto and some synths. it's kind of like Aha I reckon. Do you?

I'm not very good at it. Does anyone like it? How can I improve?

Why do they take action with such inconsistency and drain the life out of the forum? Is it deliberate?

@tancredipalmeri: Huge news re Coutinho. I will report it live in studio at 11.15pm on @talkSPORT

I was monging about on there from 2002 I believe. Sad fact.

Adkins would certainly be offered a bigger job than Huddersfield. This is the man about who most people were tearing their hair out once hearing he'd been sacked, and now we're suggesting he manage Huddersfield!