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They hired me to jazz the place up a bit.

Do you want this to be like an episode of Eastenders?

This

No. He was too busy sucking my pencil.

This.

That's what I thought when I read your Danny Dyer-esque rubbish. I thought I'd try a post at your level.

Good for you. And I enjoyed watching it in the pub with a few beers and then went on for a curry. As long as we both had a good time, I'd say that's all that matters.

I guess barely out the relegation zone and just two wins from twelve isn't alright in his eyes.

There it is.

No, today is about showing our respect for Atkins.

You just did. You're one of the easiest on here to wind up.

... Do you think Atkins would still have been sacked? It makes you wonder.

There is no place for reason on this mong board.

I wouldn't have got permission from Mummy anyway. Not unless it was the school holidays.

And I was right.

Do you want to fight me?

Do you know who Cortese is, or what he does? Are you sure you're not getting him confused with the guy who delivers your fat wife's ****ty kebabs every evening?

Because they might be able to afford Teflon lessons from supermikey

I fully support a boycott. It means all you negative mongs can sit at home and chat **** on here, whilst I can get On with supporting the team. Be aware ... If you do attend and sing any of that " one Nigel Atkins" crap, I shall report you to a steward. You've ben wanted.

At least you have an excuse for not knowing anything about the details of the Saints takeover then.

Prob like the mongs who are quoting Atkins' win % as evidence of him being the greatest manager ever.

You sound like a skate in disguise.

I agree. I'd much prefer it if it were free to attend.

And Tescos as well.