sotonjoe

Perhaps it's time to move on. We've been at St Mary's for nearly 13 years now and can boast high average attendances which are within a whisker of capacity. We even have an exciting continental manager in place now that Atkins has been relieved of his duties, and this will surely increase attendances. Therefore, isn't it time the club thought about moving on and building a larger stadium, complete with the facilities expected of the new, English Barcelona?

Actually, has there ever been a good Saints parody account?

Well said.

Don't forget. It was Cortese who introduced the idea of a Saints takeover to Markus in the first place. Without Nicola, the takeover may never have happened.

I saw him sitting on a bench in Compton, swigging from a bottle of something wrapped in a brown paper bag. He looked to be doing pretty well, all things considered.

Who cares? It's not as if he's part of the starting eleven.

Not remotely funny IMO. Still, some people find Miranda funny.

Yoshida wasn't an Adkins signing. He was a Cortese signing.

It does feel like splitting with a girlfriend. In this case the ***** wouldn't do anal so she was sent packing, allegedly.

Good post.

I love Rupert Lowe. The only reason most fans hated him was down to inverse class snobbery as he had a bob or two. Pathetic really.

Good effort.

But where is our radio station? That's what I want to know.

Yeh, what would have happened had we won any other game?

Matthew Le God

Oh please.

Wolves failed to appoint one at all!

Do we get pretty girls in tailored suits to pick the team now then? I'm coming round to this.

Atkins to Villa is what my sauces are Telling me.

So you would have preferred us to sack him, start looking for a manger, and finally appoint one four weeks later? Ok then.

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They hired me to jazz the place up a bit.

Do you want this to be like an episode of Eastenders?

This

No. He was too busy sucking my pencil.