sotonjoe

Never Heard of him.

What a bunch of fannies you lot are.

Has anybody checked his Football Manager stats? Any chance somebody could post a comparison with Fonte's stats?

He is right up there with Anders Svensson.

Jordan Sibley ate his lunch at 11:17am today because he said he'd be too busy for the rest of the day. Surely this means we will be making a transfer announcement?

Does Anybody know anything about him? Is he Swedish?

It could run deeper than that. Wasn't Guly off with illness last weekend? If the sloppy standards are actually giving our key players stomach upsets then something just isn't right.

It isn't worth ten pounds a year. It's full of trolls and impossible to have a decent discussion complete with the obligatory banter anymore.

This sort of thing shouldn't be played down. We aspire to be a dominant global footballing brand, and yet we're not even dealing with grubby ceilings. The modern aspirational football fan expects to be able to wash her ( because women come to these days) hands after using the toilets, and we will see our already somewhat disappointing attendances dwindle if we are responsible for a norovirus outbreak. Don't think these off the pitch matters don't affect our chances on the pitch! It's fairly safe to assume that a relaxed approach to hygiene would be noticed by our players, and it's not unreasonable to suggest that they would begin struggling to motivate themselves due to the sub-standard surroundings. Nigel needs to get his priorities straight.

If we had prutton on our books, we wouldn't be in our current position.

We will never be competitive in the lottery because we are too cautious tactically.

We need someone with premier league experience. With an expert like Les Reed doing the 'upstairs' bit, we should have brought Le Tiss in as a figure head and a talented young coach like Kevin Keegan in to take training. A team of Saints legends would galvanise the fans more than S****horpe's physio ever could do.

The bigger question is why, as a father of an impressionable child, you insist on breaking the law in this way. Your boy expects more from you, so what are you so afraid of?

We would have developed a lot more if we didn't have a deadweight manager hanging round our necks.

Because he's a fag I guess.

Played well.

Another top performance from our top striker jay rod today.

You sound like one of those kids at primary school who grasses his mates up for everything.

A win's a win but we were disappointing in the 2nd half and only won because Villa couldn't put the ball in the net. We still need to improve if we're to stay up.

She asked whether you have any special skills ... You know, like martial arts and ****.

Greggs

If you're unemployed, you shouldn't be allowed kids. End of.

Won't be back. Out of contract anyway in summer.

Why not send all our first team players out on loan?

Both of them presumably, Dickhead!