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Didn't score though did he

Yeh, winning games.

Yes, he masterminded this defeat. Ire genius.

Apparently. We'll be the best team to get relegated next.

Perhaps they could let him make a choice... He can have his cock or his money. One or the other.

Did manage to lose our best manager though.

We are crying out for Jonno's pace on the wing. Another player who never got his chance. Atkins was a fine judge of a player.

This is what happens if you sack a manger, you have to start all over again, and all Atkins hard work researching players goes to waste. Bet we would have signed two more players if Nigel was here.

Lee has scored a goal. Mayuka hasn't. Pretty simple really.

I don't, because I'm not a footballer. Boruc does because he's not prepared to take aggro from some mongs in the Chapel. Fair play.

Not in public.

Wow, if coping with relegation is so easy, I wonder why we made such a fist of it last time.

It was a plastic bottle anyway. Nobody has ever been injured by a plastic bottle. Get some perspective FFS.

What a fookin waste of bandwidth v

Does anyone know what his stats are like on Football Manager? Unreliable Southampton stats aside, it's usually pretty reliable in determining a player's ability.

This is definitely about Barry Sanchez and his inability to upload photos. I know plenty of Eastern Europeans who can upload pictures and pass the Britishness test. With his foreign heritage and frankly poor IT skills, Sanchez could find himself in Krakow soon if he's not Internet super highway.

Rapists have no rights, they give those up when they abuse women like this. Kid rapists and gay rapists are even worse. Although, I guess in a way gay rapists are the absolute worst. Why would a man force another's n to take his penis in his anus? I find that pretty disrespectful tbh.

I have a Sunderland supporting mate who ****ed on my face once. I guess you could say I dabbled in his fountain. I didn't want to let him, but he dazzled me with his knowledge of football and flipped it out when I was checking his claims on the Internet.

If players lashed out at fans more often it might stop all the bull**** you hear in the stands.

Care to summarise his total contribution to the cause so far? He's made more of a ripple on Facebook than he has in the Premiership. To think we signed someone of his 'calibre' before giving Lee the game time he clearly deserves is nothing short of criminal.

Was Stu the fat one who failed at flogging gym memberships?the real sad sacks were the silly little kids with their gay Painted Cow 'firm' website. Would love to bump into them now and give them a bit of a slap.

What about the rights of the 14 year old? Did anyone ask her if he should have got damages?

Is it a prerequisite for kitchen hands in the armed forces to be racist ignorami? Embarrassed by this.

You must mean the "playing football" system.