This Charming Man

Skin tight jeans Tacky looking All Saints t-shirt Topman plimsolls ???

Just a keyring? That's a tad slutty.

And so you should! I loved our couple of years down in L1, though make sure you're not there for too long. 2 years was enough for me.

Sandals? You're representing Great Britain abroad, please get yourself some Havianna flip-flops - genuine ones.

How will we distinguish you from all the other student mincers in there? Could you wear a name badge?

You can wear a shirt, providing it's not worn over the top of a jumper or hoody. Any chance you could provide us with a mock-up of your outfit, The9?

Most neutrals would probably want us to go up over WHU. Everyone likes seeing a 'big club' in trouble and they will be if they fail to go up this season. Only so long they can maintain their level of spending in this league.

You won't be getting in so I wouldn't worry too much if I were you.

Probably too much hassle for him.

Think of the promotion bonus you'll receive if you do it and think of the abuse you'll receive on Twitter if you don't.

As it stands, a lot of you aren't going to be allowed in. Get yourselves down John Anthony (a little pricey but at such short notice, it'll have to do) and get yourselves looking dapper for our *potential* big day.

You have very good taste.

Well then chaps, the big game is almost upon us and I just want to make sure we're all looking spick and span for the big day. I presume everyone has chosen their outfits or purchased that new bit of clobber by now? I still can't decide on footwear of choice, will have to re-asses the weather in the morning. Will probably go for some good ol' Marks and Sparks boxer shorts and some One True Saxon socks. As for Jeans, I'll probably wear my Edwin jeans (rolled up of course) Lacoste or Ralph Polo (All buttons done up of course) With all this rainy weather about, I'd be mental to wear anything other than my Barbour Cagoule. Feel free to ask me for advice if you're unsure on what to wear. Come on then SWF, surprise me... DISCLAIMER: Please note, if your choice in clothing isn't up to mine, Turkish, Sour Mash or Dune's standards, you won't be admitted to the ground and will be forced to sell your ticket on the ticket thread.

Some Coventry fans gave some Saints fan a 'SISU OUT' banner to display in our end at the league game at their place, as they're banned from taking in any anti-SISU banners in the ground. Lasted about 15mins until the stewards removed it. Tomorrow though, I couldn't care less about their plight. I'll have more important things to worry about.

Let's go to Japan. Then I could take the fight right to the enemies door.

Barging an ignorant Japanese man out the way is far too simple. Hit them where it hurts - make sure you get in their picture, thus ruining their hard fought for picture. Isn't that the same night you once again ran off home because your Mrs had set you a curfew? Whilst I carried on drinking across the North of England, totally unchallenged?

Normally barging you out the way in the process, just so they can get that prized shot of a bin, or a fence, or a car, or a packet of crisps on the floor and all the other good stuff they love to take pictures of. Must say though, the Korean's make the Japanese look like a bunch of monks at prayer time when it comes to getting a prize spot for taking a picture. They're ruthless b*stards.

Says my details aren't verified despite using the on-line facility hundreds of times. Oops... Classic Saints. In fact, I've become so accustomed to our ticket office being so inept, I'd almost be disappointed if we were to have a seamless, problem free ticketing system. It just wouldn't be Saints then.

Hopefully Japanese bandwagon jumpers will be exempt from this offer.

Villa was coming to the end of his contract and Valencia were selling off all their assets as they were broke at the time. Bent had a couple of years left on his contract, was scoring plenty of goals and sold to a rival club - you'll always pay a premium for that.

All the big guns; BBC, Telegraph etc were tweeting about it but TFL now denying it.

TFL and BTP saying nothing is wrong and they're just attending to an obstruction.

After reviewing that picture, I've come to the conclusion that the reason we were relegated that day was purely down to the lack of face paints, fancy dress costumes and wigs. If the players came out to be greeted by a bunch of zany fans all dressed up and "having a laugh", I'm sure it would've spurred them on to victory.

Is she letting you off your lead this Saturday night?

I'm sorry to hear that.