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David Cameron has apparently called-in Andrew Andronikou to his cabinet, they expect him to announce he has found another 20 seats by this afternoon...

I reckon that's what will happen. After all - Clegg said just the other day that there's no way he'd form an alliance with Brown/Labour. He can hardly go back on that just a week down the road. Then again - they are all politicians. Which means porkies are a way of life...

What happened to this great Clegg/LibDems "three figure" seats they were expected to get then? Hmmm...

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A load of old cobblers that story. Pards will be here next season - albeit under the understanding that nothing other than automatic promotion will do. The boardroom (of course) will settle for nothing less - and neither should they. No matter who comes down from the CCC- or who comes up from L2 - we must aim for the top 2.

It's absolutely gopping! Like the outgoing model - driven by the blue-rinse brigade & never over 17 m.p.h. - this looks like something from 1970s eastern Europe! What were they thinking... http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-reviews/nissan-micra-1.2-cvt/249125/pictures/nissan-micra-1.2-cvt.aspx

Updated Tuesday night following the disappointing 0-0 draw against Oldham. It was always a long shot lads - but I guess that's just about game up for this season.

If it really does end up being Millwall, Swindon, Huddersfield & us in the play-offs - I'm not gonna have any fingernails left come the actual play-off games...and there's a good chance I'll have a coronary along the way! Jeez - as if we haven't been through enough this past year or so eh.

OK - I've updated it all to include Charlton for all those thinking they're still in the pack of hopefuls/also-rans!

Well done firstly to Pards for making the changes. Goal created by super-sub Waigo and scored by super-sub Barnard! Sounded like the lads realised how important the win was & that anything other than 3 points was game over for this season. Great spirit from the 10 men too. Morgan's stupid sending-off means his season is finished. We are sure gonna miss him too - especially at home where he seems to play his best football. Finally - the play-offs remain an almost-impossible task as we all know. But - there is still a slim chance - so we have to keep focussing on winning every game left & just see where that takes us. Great result today though & a good battling performance (under huge pressure) from the 10 men.

Updated following the dramatic 1-0 win at Yeovil with 10 men & a late late goal created by 2 supersubs! A massive ask still (of course) - but the fat old bird isn't singing just yet!

FT 0-1. Get the fook in!!!

Blow the feckin' whistle ffs...

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Jesus H Christ. What's up with our passing today ffs???

5 added mins. Time still to pinch it...

Lambo - Connelly - Barnard all on. Game's not dead yet. Still time to steal it!

4 mins left to do it.

All Saints. Corner after corner. C'MON!

errr - welcome to the game Papa!

Great run from Punchy. Barnard offside. At least some are giving it a go! Papa on!

Come on Saints. C'mon Rickie Lambert. He is the answer!

Lucky lucky Fonte. It's only because Morgan was sent off that Fonte's still on the pitch. Bottled by the ref...thankfully.

dear oh dear oh dear...

C'mon Lambo. You can do it son...