Weston Super Saint

dinner

SR - please, please, please, don't bother to buy any more players. There really doesn't seem any point in spending millions and millions of pounds on new players if we are just going to continue playing the same old shit players.

Could be a complete stab in the dark, but maybe it's because he is Welsh?

Let the good times roll 🤷‍♂️

When you're a high performer, you just know

I'd settle for someone with the tactical nous and ability to recognise that when Che is one on one with the keeper inside the box, they should be running faster than a fucking gazelle being chased across the plains to tap in the inevitable rebound off the keeper's legs. Should be worth 8-10 goals a season....

I can take it or leave it and it's been like that for about 15 years now. I don't class myself as tea total as I usually have 3 or 4 'benders' every year (the worst kind of drinking, but meh!). We don't drink at home and even when we go out for a meal we will rarely have anything other than soft drinks. The benefits of not drinking far outweigh the temporary 'high' of getting pissed and the hangovers tend to take two days to recover from these days!

Seriously? Are you really struggling with the fact that people who 'influence' (verb) other people are called 'influencers' (noun), even after The Cat has given you the historical examples you asked for? Thick cunt.

Yet you're the one claiming that people influencing others is different to people being influenced by others.

? How are people who influence people not the same as the current crop of people influencing other people? The only difference is the media they use to do the influencing and the increased availability of said media.

Rolf Harris?

xG / stats / football manager ratings. 'Tis the way forward

Only one phrase came to mind reading that.... "When the seagulls follow the trawler it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"....

Are Goztepe still the bestest though?

Largely because social care / care at home is run by private companies trying to squeeze as much as they can out of the money they receive from local authorities, which means wages stay low and attraction / retention of workers is incredibly hard. No carers, no patients in beds, so they have to stay in hospital which has the knock on effect of no one moving to beds within the hospitals and backlogs at A&E etc.... Sort out social care and many issues in the NHS get resolved....

He can do miracles then?

Prince

Maybe you should send him some xX stats. You know, really stick it to the man. That'll learn him. Edit : Not sure why we need a whole new thread to discuss JWP's new role which could easily have been added to the JWP thread already running...

The drug dealing days of yore?

Definitely feels like he's branching out.

Sink

What's his xG?

Maybe we could add Virgil as a sweetener as well seeing as we don't own him either!

It's on its way back now, but really, is this the plane we 'woo' potential new signings with??? Anyone else NOT fancy the thought of 3 and a half hours stuck in a flying washing machine?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64313367 I guess it's still OK to interfere with the choirboys though, just as long as they don't get married....