Weston Super Saint

I'm skipping all of the crazy months until we get to Octoblerone, then I'm in.

Why does there need to be an efficient use of water? With the ice caps melting that's the one resource we'll have an abundance of isn't it?

He was definitely at the Brighton game - bumped into him in the stairwell after the game. He had a couple of mates with him but don't ask me to identify them from their ear lobes, I was way too pissed by that point! Edit - just googled him and I definitely would have remembered meeting a member of the Yakusa! The two mates were smaller and both had hair...

Is this naievity or do you truly believe that all football managers' contracts are paid out in full when they are sacked? Is there no possibility that a clause could have been put in the contract that allows it to be cancelled based on the manager being shit? Surely in a results driven sport something would be put in place to mitigate for poor performance....

10 minute shower twice a day leaves 23 hours and 40 mins of saintsweb....

Unlike the rest of the world no doubt.

Fingers crossed one of them actually says something.... The silence is deafening.

To be fair, he is more of a 'peer' to Jones than he is to Klopp (in your analogy), given that Jones is so utterly shit his level is probably mid to lower level League 1.

To be fair, we already had Wigley. No-one needed to go on a scouting mission to seek out his talents like we have with Nathan. Not sure which one is worse....

Scouted? You mean in the same way that Nathan was 'scouted' or some other way?

It's NJ, not DJ. HTH/

To be fair, it's hard to tell what sort of line up he'll pick for Prem games 🤷‍♀️

Well, the good news is that Lampard's future rests on Everton's result against us which means he ain't going anywhere!

Can I make a plea? PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO ONE POST ANY LINKS TO STREAMS FOR THIS GAME! Thanks in advance.

I didn't realise he was that good! When you do the math that's nearly a goal a game!

Probably falls under the 'Saints want players under 27 years old' statement

Nah, they'd probably just say 'never heard of him, is he any good?'

He'll score against us when we play Everton.

We don't score anywhere near as many as anyone else - even when you add up the goals we score at both ends.

I'm sure there's a witty quip about apples falling from trees, but I can't for the life of me think what it is

Dreams.

Have you stopped by the league table recently?

Wait til the 'leccy bill comes in - we'll have our own transfer embargo for 2 seasons!

We don't need other teams to pull our pants down for us. If we're considering recalling Bednarek then we're proudly pulling our own fucking pants down.

How dare you belittle the bestest light show in the whole world!