Weston Super Saint

He'd be our best player manager

Or, they really didn't have any insight.

Luckily, we're still paying extra for the 'daily standing charge' to compensate BG / Centrica for taking on all those firms that failed, not sure how they are managing to cope financially without our help. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64652142 Absolutely no way those charges should be re-examined given the huge increase in profits, no sir!

Or, by the look of it, a cursory glance at Wiki which would have confirmed he signed in Feb 2022, ONE year ago.

Players now decide who the manager will be.

Chelsea lost. You never know, it could be Potter by Sunday....

Seriously? The players all agreed Jones was the absolute fucking best we could do? I suspect the pulse of the players needs a drastic intervention if that's the case.

No one knows whose squad it is now

No point trying to second guess our esteemed hierarchy, they gave Nathan the nod. Never forget that...

Sorry, the players have ruled him out already.

Roy Hodgson or an old fella with a cauliflower on his head? Was he with your daughter?

Not to us

Monkeys

Hang on. If they weren't convinced Marsch was totally the man they wanted, surely they shouldn't have offered a contract in the first place? That would have been the 'proper' thing to do wouldn't it?

They've been tracking Marsch as well - apparently long before he went to Leeds.... There really is no end to the number of manager's we're tracking. Not sure why anyone needs to worry about Chinese spy cameras with all the tracking we do!

Although may suggest he's not exactly the shy, retiring type

Not sure 'We Marsch on' is the best look.

He was last week, not one person could hear him (but that might have something to do with him not even being on the subs bench so probably at home or playing golf or something).

Is iT PoTTeR, PleAsE lET It bE poTtEr, Oh i sO wiSh iT iS pOtTeR.

Indeed! How exciting! Saturday Girl will be over the moon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64628885 Wait, what, hold on a minute, what do you mean?????

Sadly, we're not attractive to 'inspiring' right now.

Great hair.

Like all ex Saints managers, Poch and Koeman still have a flat / penthouse / luxury yatch (delete as applicable) in the area, so wouldn't be an issue for them. Gallardo would use a Jedi mind trick and Tuchel would just walk arrogantly by as paperwork is beneath him.

And how it never fails to win the crowd over?

What an absolutely horseshit article. The main quote seems to be : You may as well add "man with log burning stove 'in danger' of running out of logs in the winter (unless of course he gets some more logs)". What the article doesn't say is that whilst 'stocking up their own armouries', the Western allies will still have access to the microchips needed to make them work before they go bang, unlike Russia.