Weston Super Saint

That's a fair point and Championship may be his level, but a lot of people claiming a year in the Championship will turn him into a PL level 'keeper. I guess it's only a matter of time and we'll see if he can cut it in the next league down.

This bit is horseshit. The only way we would get '10 very valuable points' is if we scored 'just one goal' in ALL of those games, not 'any of those games'. As for the rest of the post, it's just 'hindsight statistics' echoing what we've all seen with our own eyes - we don't score enough and we concede too many, hence our -22 goal difference.

Not sure that's going to stop him being picked....

I don't get how a year in the championship is going to make him a better 'keeper. It appears his biggest weaknesses are positioning (fair enough, that may improve but no reason why it can't in the PL) and not being able to catch / stop shots. I just don't see how that is going to improve no matter what league he plays in.

Unbelievable Jeff's....

Win against Man City - players played well (relatively speaking) because it was a 'shop window', Man City spunk plenty of cash and pay good wages so they want to make an impression. Win against Everton - another shop window against a club who pay well. Win against Chelsea - hello shop window, the club that is most likely to buy our shit players and give them bags of money every week. To me, it's that simple. Most of our players are only prepared to put a shift in if they think they might get a move to a club that pay higher wages. Mercenaries.

Hang on, I've not said it was anywhere near the corner. The point I was making is that IF he was in the correct position, then there WOULD have been a gaping hole towards the near post with just Janny fucking B in it. I think we all know what the result would be in that situation just like his own goal the other week

What did Jones's coaching team do then? I'm assuming fuck all if Selles did everything. Apparently, we're fucking geniuses on the training ground according to Rasmus.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other? If he moves to where he 'should' have been, then he's having to rely on Janny fucking B to defend the near post. In that situation, it's a goal at the near post which is a heinous crime for a 'keeper. Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't with that fucking wet lettuce in front of him, no wonder his confidence is shot to pieces.

He came in the summer and by all accounts was 'frozen out' for 8 games during calamity Jones's appointment.

Solid 'team' player then?

ALL the results went 'our way' yesterday. Well, apart from 'ours', but that's the problem. When the results DO go our way, we don't bother turning up.

I'm guessing Ruben's new song didn't get a runout today?

Unfortunately though, only for one game, then the useless fuckers resume their previous positions after a bit of a rest.

We're the 'lego tecnik' of the football world. Costs an absolute fortune, does fuck all.

It's as close as he could get today without scoring an own goal.

I don't think it's the fault of the shit ones that they repeatedly get picked.

Depends on the font size or whether any crayons were used.

My parents got married on the 4th of July - means I'm always off the hook as the 'Mericans always do the firework thing for them.

Monarch

It's an 'underground economy' now so as not to offend anyone - well, at least until the badgers rise up and take offence.

Does this mean we're not going to get PoTtEr?

Holmes and Watson?

Ministry

Who the fuck is Neil Jones? Have we appointed and sacked another Manager already? Ankerson out!