Weston Super Saint

I guess we can figure out which players think the new boss is great

I see the piss smelling cunt with a bell has been b-anned for the THIRD time this season. Even the dirty skates don't want him.

Therefore you've completely dismissed the possibility that he might be OK - surely he can't be worse than the last clown.

Borriersaint only gets upset if he considers that you use the Nationality as a negative and therefore are being Xenophobic. Calling him a Welsh Wonder is using his nationality in a positive sense, so not even that complete fucktard could get upset by that term.

She is, yes. Yours??

No. It's already been determined that it will be a 'fired' manager bounce. Possibly even a 'double bounce' with a potential 'dodged a bullet' manager bounce added in.

So has Beryl the tea lady, never forget that.

Would also be the saintsy way to spunk £millions on the Welsh Wonder only to discover we had the man we needed all along

The only way that team could possibly be improved is if you sort them alphabetically, starting with A. Armstrong between the sticks.

Seems to be working a treat this morning!!

Colin Jackson?

This really grips my shit! Why would you keep the proof of anything in a pudding (or barbeque sauce)? That would be mental and messy. 'The proof of the pudding is in the eating' is the correct idiom.

....don't do it to his face or you'll wake up with a horses head on your bed?

Or, and I could be way off the mark here, it could just be a bit of gallows humour from fans on an innernetz mong board having a bit of crazy bantz. Not everything posted is serious shit.

Top work. Hope you didn't spend too long scouring the innernetz!

Electric

Depends what training is being done. If it's 100% full on, mimicking a match, then fine as the players should be warm through exercise. If it's a light training session focussing on tactics and positioning then extra layers would be needed to keep muscles warm. Think we'd be up in arms if Lavia did a hamstring in training because he was made to wear shorts and a t shirt for 3 hours whilst not moving around much and keeping warm.

Turkish is a whole nation.

I think it's just that honesty is always the best policy.

Ruben Selles, your football is shit.

Then sacked him less than a week later.... Selles better watch his back with friends like those.

There's definitely been more ludicrous decisions lately - like Janny fucking B getting the nod whilst DCC stays at home weeding the garden.

Only Investor.

I suspect it may have something to do with the fact that being a world class leader is a little more complex than telling anyone who will listen that you are a world class leader.

Indeed. But it's a two way street and I imagine that Saints (finally), have done their maths as well. Let's say they gave in and offered a two year deal (which is likely to have mitigated JM's contract losses from Leeds), he accepts and is piss poor meaning he gets the boot at the end of the season. Meanwhile, The Welsh Wonderkind and the Austrian Klopp are still living life to the max and not bothering to look for a new role, leaving Saints to pay the wages of THREE ex managers as well as having to fork out for a FOURTH when a new one is appointed. All that whilst in the Championship!