Weston Super Saint

More susceptible than older players like Ings?

Sadly, our VAR was more obvious than theirs. We may have had shots on target, but you can't count Che's as he only ever hits the keeper so by default that counts as 'on target'.

They're just making sure they're ready 😉

Sorry, you can't use "Adams missed a couple of good chances" as an excuse. Adams always misses a couple of good chances, it's basically his M.O.

Newcastle missed two absolute sitters and had a pretty dodgy VAR decision go against them. The score line could very easily have been 5 or 6 nil.

The window doesn't close! Please always use the correct phrase 'SLAMS SHUT'.

Uh-oh, now you've gone and done it - he'll be here in a minute with a gif....

Or 'cervical screening here today'.

Emu

Some bloke called Gianni B?

Janny don't be quite so shit is probably the best we can hope for.

Apart from the fact that 'staying at Southampton' triggered mental health issues. Coming back is obviously going to make that so much better Edit - seen your edit and understand you were being as sarcastic as me 😉

I know I am, over the moon

Yes. But we had to use a plane to tow it. Skates are on a different level with this one.

Of course he did. That way he doesn't admit that it's the same player we finally got rid of. Easier to fool your own mind if you call him something different.

But sadly, all we'll get is back to reality.

Fair play though, managing to get that printed on the clouds is a top effort.

Police

Wallpaper for number 10?

Would you rather have 3 changes at the same time or stick with Ralph's reluctance to make a sub at all?

Sexual

Ralph begs to differ.

Shouldn't those have been SR's words when we were considering signing Jones?

I can't make my mind up whether it's all the noobs in the gym in January, getting in the way and clearly not knowing what they are doing, or the fact that I know they won't be there in Feb / March that annoys me the most.

So they should have been playing from the start?