Weston Super Saint

Why are Labour losses always blamed on thick people? Surely if Labour want to win an election, all they have to do is appeal to the thick people? After all, we've been told ad-infinitum that it is the thickos that sway the vote every time. Have Labour not learnt this?

To be fair, even his own father doesn't have that much faith in him - one of his first questions when leaving the jungle was whether Boris was still foreign secretary, and he'd only been away for a couple of weeks! https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/im-a-celebrity-stanley-johnson-voted-out-jungle-boris_uk_5a28fb60e4b0fa7986121938

Finally! An explanation as to why they have managed to bomb over 100 hospitals....

They're not tanks. They're 'Elite Russian navy submarines' with snorkel attachment.

Insert trousers' picture of a bike going round in circles.

Doubt it. Russia are b-anned.

Just because you didn't like the answer, doesn't mean the question wasn't answered. CB has already pointed out how the monarchy can be dissolved in our democracy. Amazingly, you don't seem to understand the answer.

Thank fuck for that! Otherwise there might be the slimmest chance, however unlikely, that YOU could end up as head of state. Imagine the outcry if that happened

I don't see why this should be an issue. All the incriminating evidence appears to have been from Whatsapp. Just get her to log in to Whatsapp on her new phone and download the history - or is she too 'ill' to do that as well?

Me either.

Same people like me Good job you keep banging on about everyone else being thick - distracts from your nonsense posts 😉

Are they the reports that a Russian spokesman said were fake news?

Workload or workmates? Why would the 90,000 people be jobless? You paint the picture that that public sector workers are very hard working, diligent, intelligent individuals. Surely they will be snapped up to fill the current (April 2022 figures) 1.3 million job vacancies? Your crazy last sentence seems to be suggesting that public sector workers aren't employable once they have left the public sector. I suspect that's not true.

Also front page news - Soggy will instantly dismiss her achievements though as she writes for 'The Sun'.

If they keep trying, eventually they'll be able to walk across the debris

Just when you thought you didn't need the Vardy's 😉

How do you know his pet cat is called 'Steve'?

He needs to have a word with the prison service as they appear to have been wasting tax payers money since 2019 (way before the current price increases!). Back then they were spending 67.3p per meal (and that's with free labour thrown in as well!). https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2019-02-19/HL13845/ NB - for those that struggle with sarcasm, this is a sarcastic post and I really don't think the prison service have been wasting money with their budget of 67.3p per meal

Surely they should be sent back to Ukraine? https://www.dw.com/en/ukrainian-men-on-conscription-laws/av-61505380#:~:text=As the Ukrainian army suffers,drafted to the front lines.

So they defintiely didn't say they don't issue retrospective fines, like Durham did. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/keir-starmer-statement-resign-beergate-b2074889.html Pretty safe bet to say you'll resign if you're issued a fine when the police force investigating have previously said they don't issue them as that would treat the accused differently from other members of the public.

The MET?

Did the MET police announce that they do not issue retrospective fines for Covid like Durham police have?

And that's relevant to Durham police issuing 1,000 covid fines (not retrospectively), how?

Retrospectively?