Weston Super Saint

I think he's already had a mention - Mark / Marc - but surely gets an honourable nod for his plans to take over Bournemouth and the spoof 'monkey chicken petting zoo'.

What would be the point of a longer sentence than 'life'?

That's never going to happen! He's an 'Economist' so any predictions will be about as vague as the weatherman forecasting 'weather'.

Maybe just give him some extra rations or a new pillow or something?

You would be better off spending the afternoon banging your head against a wall at home than try and engage in any sort of debate with our resident South African - not like those guys to accept anyone else's opinion on anything!

She sounds like a bundle of laughs

But what about the Chinese virus?

Have they made sure he's not just sleeping?

Tut, tut. Who would have thought our resident spelling bee would make such a mistake. To be fair, the wrong word is spelt correctly but I guess that's more by chance than design.

Fingers crossed

street rat, £5-£10 a go....

Surely there's a responsibility on the shoulders of the parents to give sensible advice to their children, especially when it comes to finances and debt? I don't think I can be any clearer with my daughter and further education. If she decides to follow a career that 'needs' a degree to enter into it - doctor, lawyer, vet, etc - then she will have my full support to obtain the qualifications necessary. If she decides to go to uni for the sake of going to uni and getting some no mark degree in business studies or economics or media with no real plan or career goal for using the degree, then she will have to live with the burden of what will frankly be a pointless debt. Equally I have advised her to seriously consider a career path that has a solid apprenticeship route to achieve the same qualifications as attending uni - earn while you learn is a no-brainer surely?

I hope your wife isn't reading this

Not really. If she didn't have the link to UKIP - who at the time were pretty much a finished entity anyway - due to the fact that she has a pair of tits and isn't afraid to get them out, then the headline (probably in some backstreet tatty rag), would have been along the lines of "big tit bird shares racist comments with her mate via text". Not exactly the most significant breaking news the world has seen.

Where has anyone said it isn't a racist slur?

Looking good So far we've won at home and away. 2 score draws to go before the prophecy is fulfilled - way faster than any of those biblical ones Don't worry, I've got the 'merch' on order so you can all revere the supreme being

The only reference I can find of this is someone called Jo Marney (26) who at the time was the partner of the 53 year old leader of UKIP. Apparently this was written in text messages to a 'friend' who took some gold from the press. I cannot find anything printed in the press that isn't a summary of this incident. Some dumb bimbo sending racist text messages to a friend is hardly a 'racist slur' of any signigicant magnitude.

Surely that should be 'perchance' rather than 'by chance' to be grammatically correct

The outbreak of peace? Like it's some sort of disease?

Yoshida's aren't wazzo but they're definitely 'pert'.

But what about world domination?

Will George's 'thought police' be on the case?

Jesus wept! Not one single person is disagreeing with you! We know there is plenty of media bias against Labour. Pretty sure we've all pointed out that the reason for this media bias, which nobody is denying is out there, is because of the incompetent chump that has been leading the party. The whole Orwellian comparison IS something you've made up....

Soggy, give it up! The clown got negative press because he didn't do anything positive! He presented about as much of a challenge to the National press as a two year old waving sweets around in front of a sweet thief! There was nothing Orwellian about the whole affair, that's just something you've made up to try and blame everyone else!