Weston Super Saint

To be fair, I would suggest stollen countries would be more like Germany, Austria, Switzerland, perhaps even Poland

According to Stan, just sheep. If you read his tweet it doesn't make any sense at all : "Falklands? wasn't anyone's. We just thieved it". If it wasn't anyone's / didn't belong to anyone, who the hell did we thieve it from Stan?

Isle of Man is pretty ropey. Krakow is basic to say the least.

So it's temporary then

Go ans see Graham Tubb. Garage is just off Hound Road - come down Hamble Lane and turn right at the roundabout to head into Netley. The road isn't marked on the map but is just after the BT exchange building. Turn in to compound and head round the back of the buildings and Graham is last unit on the right. On the map it is marked as "Weston plant services". Graham can never be described as the quickest mechanic in the world but he is very good. He doesn't do MOTs himself but will take it to a guy who can. Very honest prices as well, which is rare for a mechanic!!!

18,000 is VERY ambitious for next season! How are the season ticket sales going? I'm guessing not that well this summer as surely factless knobhead would be trumpeting the bestest season ticket buyers in the whole land by now...

I wouldn't worry about it. Doubtless the French air traffic controllers will be on strike as usual during the summer and you'll be re-directed to Italy. Probably easier to research Rome...

Which time

Buy seeds, grow chillis, sell them, would be the obvious answer....

I thought they had to be over 18 to be a shareholder? If that is the case, then surely a 'Junior (under 17) (trust shareholder)' can't exist, whether early bird or full price.....

As others have said, no probs at all. Yes it hurts, like a bastard, but then having your ******** manhandled and bruised will do that! The benefits - as long as you are sure! - far out weigh the negatives. Don't do what I did though and go on a rib off the isle of man for the weekend just after the op, that only compounds the pain - learn from my mistakes!!!

That's contradictory to the elegant prose of the Villa supported that writes for the local rag.....

Used them to fly to Poland, Krakow then by train to Zakopane in the mountains. This was a good six or seven years ago before smartphones and emails in your pocket, in fact I remember going to an innernetz cafe to find out the Saints result. Anyway, whilst in the mountains, RyanAir decided they would cancel our evening flight - we had a train back to Krakow in the morning giving plenty of time to get to the airport etc. We arrived in plenty of time for our flight, only to find that RyanAir had cancelled it! They did though send an email to inform us we had been moved to the morning flight! Not a lot of use when you don't have any access to emails! They wouldn't give us any accommodation for the night so we had to source and pay for it ourselves. They wouldn't book us on the morning flight the next day either as it was full! However, we knew they would do the same to the next lot of passengers the next day so were happy to take our chances of a seat being free! The reason they gave for cancelling the flight - both ours and the flight the next day - there were 'animals' on the runway! This at an airport that was fully functional with plenty of other planes taking off and landing! Frankly they lied, but we couldn't prove it. Terrible airline that couldn't care less about its customers.

Have they dropped their claim to Oxlade-Chamberlain as a product of their fantastic yoof setup as he doesn't get a mention???

I bet the dirty skates are gutted right now - never rely on a scouser

"Payment must be made in advance to secure your place" Also to ensure we have enough money on hand to pay the caterers as they have withdrawn our credit line again

Thinner condoms will be a bonus to some....

Allegedly it will be 'ringfenced' - lol heard that one before! - to pay football creditors only.

It got 'leathered' I had to pinch myself today, for some reason I thought the silence commemorating the 96 was the difference in places between us and the skates

Have you read it? It's the article about the 'priceless' antiques that have been stolen / thrown out from the skate boardroom. As well as describing the priceless antiques, such as the HMS Victory table, that wasn't on the HMS Victory and was not made from wood from the HMS Victory, the article also goes on to point out exactly where all the priceless antiques are, such as those that have been thrown in the skip for being neither priceless nor antique and the stuff the builder whipped away to store in his shed in lieu of payment and also the HMS Victory painting that is hanging in the Sheffield Wednesday boardroom - put there by Milan as the painting was given to him as a gift when he sold the club. So, basically it is an article about priceless antiques that are neither priceless nor antique that are lost, despite the fact that the whereabouts of each and every one of them is known, so they aren't lost and don't need to be found! Amazing journalism and would be a worthy winner!

Are they child porn or family photos? It's unclear as both are mentioned. If child porn, then yes, I'd agree that they should be deleted and the law is an ass. However, if they are 'family photos' then we are setting a very dangerous precedent by allowing the police choose what they can and can't delete from personal computers!! I'm not sure how the convicted paedo got hold of the family photos, but presumably someone either gave them to him or they were published in the public domain....

What was The Skate News reporter doing in Southampton yesterday? From : http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/11124187.BREAKING__Explosion_and_fire_in_student_block/

Schoolboy error, forgetting the bestestest parachute payments in the world that last forever and can fund everything.

ONE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN MILLION POUNDS!!! And they still went into admin owing over ONE HUNDRED MILLION POUNDS!!! That's a lot of money that has been flushed down the shitter!!!

With hindsight, liquidation was the wrong option. It would have made them think they were martyrs and no doubt they would have found someone else to blame. A season in the conference followed by liquidation on the other hand and they'd have no-one to blame. The humiliation would also be complete. Not only that but they could also claim another record; first fan-owned[sic] club to be liquidated