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No. They've re-iterated their rules that you cannot start two seasons in the same administration. Therefore if they are not out of admin by June they may as well liquidate as the league will not allow them to play, so their existence is pointless. I guess that means that even if the court allows them a 12 month extension, only five months of it will be relevant anyway!

While I understand what you mean, I don't believe 'karma' will be restored. The yoghurt knitters will be heavily involved in this case and I guarantee that one of the people who tackled the masked gunman will be charged with manslaugther or something similar. It's a shame, they should just leave it as is : gunman with mask dies trying to rob a bookies. Sadly the final headline will be : innocent bystander trying to protect bookies from masked gunman goes to prison for 20 years for trying to help

Of course not. Why would he need to? After all, all he/she would have to do is take a look at the re-worked business plan - the one that Colin hasn't seen yet - and then he/she will be assured that when the PST take over everything will be sorted innit! Not allowing an extension to the admin will mean that the PST will not be able to put into action the re-worked business plan that Colin hasn't seen that will definitely put the club on an even keel financially in four [possibly] years. Where's the risk in that? Personally, I'm loving this new era of clarity from the PST, however it does strike me as rather odd that it's only Saints fans that seem to give a monkeys lately, presumably all the stupid skates like knobhead neil have been sucked in by the spin and rowlocks and the others just don't care any more - yeah good luck getting them to write a cheque for a grand

Seriously? I know most people think the police are pretty stupid, but it doesn't take a rocket surgeon to work it out! Viking posted which day it was that he was 'accosted' by the po-lice. He also posted roughly what time [iIRC] and also which airport he was at when it happened. Now I'm only guessing here, but I don't think that the po-lice at that particular airport were involved in many of these incidents on the day in question - I'd be surprised if they had more than two! Viking also stated that during his 'accosting' he had to give the po-lice his details, which they would have recorded in their little pocket book thingy's. It therefore would not be that hard to give the copper in charge a call, find out the details and then phone Viking! People need to stop making a drama out of a crisis! I suspect they were calling for Viking's feedback, which is actually much better than them ignoring it altogether, as it gave Viking the chance to explain why he felt he was harshly dealt with!

No capitals please Mr Chalet. Until knobhead neil learns how to write properly he doesn't deserve to have his name capitalised.

But just think, there's nothing stopping you from going to live in Bulgaria or Romania either

And anyone who tweets something that Herr knobhead neil doesn't like on twitter will be b-anned quicker than Avram can pull his pants down in Horton Heath. You just know that he'd love to be able to do that with the snooze site as well! It looks like he's got the keys to the toyroom today though and has figured out how to disable the comments, so much for freedom of speech eh knobhead?

Can anyone advise on my car alarm. Renault Laguna 1.9dci 03 plate. Having had a search around the innernetz it appears the alarm is on the same fuse as the heating panel, so removing that is not an option at this time of year! The alarm has a habit of going off once the car ices over at night. It seems there is a problem with the volumetric sensor inside the car being a little too sensitive! I've been advised to open the windows a little to allow the air to move around inside, anyone know if this works or any other handy tips to stop the alarm going off? Apparently it's as easy as cutting one wire in order to disable the noise of the alarm, if anyone knows which one I'd be happy to take the scissors to it

Current - Mumford & sons Past - Queen or The Who

In my house, all the things you've mentioned are covered by the 'wife' app

Well, I've missed this highly publicising, so can anyone summarise?

They lose every week, they lose every wwwweeeeeekkkkkk, they're fackin sshhhiittt and they lose every week.

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He was arrested at Heathrow Airport when coming back in to the country. From what I remember of one of the busiest airports in the world, there are usually quite a few people around. It would probably be quite hard for everyone in the airport to miss the police arresting someone, let alone someone who is fairly recognisable like Mr Davidson is. I doubt there would be any need for the police to release the name to the press and suspect you've made this bit up

Apparently Celebrity Big Brother are going to be a man down At least if he gets bailed the rozzers wouldn't have a hard job keeping tabs on him

What's the time? "five past Pompey"

But they can't do that can they? Until the club officially turns the HNW into LNW then they have a moral obligation [lol] to uphold the promise they made in their manifesto - 'to keep Pompey playing at the highest possible level' If they bail out on that promise less than three months after they published the manifesto, what other promises will be next?

Come on Trousers you nutjob. There's enough to laugh about with out making stuff up Obviously none of what you've posted is true as PFCknob told us that pompey fans never boo their team, ever. I wonder what today's excuse will be? Wouldn't it make a refreshing change though if the one time tin pot journalist of the year, knobhead neil, wrote a piece in their rag that was something along the lines of the truth - not expecting the whole truth as they've had far too many court cases to rely on that! - but something like : "we were pants today, Yeovil out played us, we were woeful in defence and had no idea what to do going forward, we deserved to lose". Would be a refreshing change to hear something like that rather than the usual, plucky bestest losing to a handful of freak goals, should have had all three points etx etc.

Really? From : http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-1-crawley-2-1-4621203 Nothing is being made up if knobhead neil is reporting the facts in his usual, factual, not making stuff up way

Surely you've heard of that famous lying down cancer? To be fair, it usually just affects plankers.

LOL. Looks like knobhead neil is trying to copy our very own Rallyboy. There's only two issues with that though : 1. He isn't insightful 2. He isn't funny.

Are we sure that's really a calendar? I have my suspicions that it might actually be an elaborate betting ring, highlighting which months the players are expected to bugger off and get a job elsewhere.

Hmmmmmm. They sold 1,700 blue santa suits at £10 a pop. They then had a game of pass the parcel and a snow machine in the car park. So, from their £17,000 worth of sales, they probably spent £1000 on the snow machine and a couple of shirts or socks wrapped up in some paper from poundland! They made £1000 profit. This means the cost of the blue santa suits was £15000 - for 1898 suits, a cost of £7.90 per suit! - Assuming of course the admin for selling the suits and other associated labour was provided free of charge, what with this being a charity event! Not sure about you guys, but for me, once again these figures just don't add up! Those suits wouldn't have cost more than £1 each made in some sweat shop in Thailand, including the cost of transportation! You'd therefore expect them to have made at least £10,000 for charity based on those figures! It's quite funny though that they have a number of 'Del Boys' associated with the club who are more than happy to rip off their own fans to make a fast buck!

Blimey, sounds like things have gone toxic... Chinny really has them by the balls now. They really are a bunch of deluded mongs aren't they? I've only taken a quick look at the bare facts they've published regarding the numbers that don't add up - funny that in this age of transparency they haven't clarified the full facts! - and besides the fact that the figures just don't add up, I really cannot see any way that they will get this money back whether they 'win' or 'lose' the club. The only person getting his money back - well some of it anyway - is the man who is secured

The word BRIDGING is even more telling! They aren't ploughing money in willy nilly, they are merely loaning it to the club! However, much like the pledges to the PDT, since there is nothing left to secure those loans on, they may as well set fire to a big pile of cash in a skip.