Weston Super Saint

Then I'm gonna suggest they probably don't want random people making random comments about them :smt102

Because it's 82.9p in Tescos Bursledon

No wonder we haven't got any money, he's always giving the bloody tickets away.

You've kind of disproved your own theory there

Your just using the finances as an excuse to be fair. If you REALLY wanted to go and spend money you would! Do you forfeit the weekly shopping because Tescos won't allow you to smoke in side?

Hop it you.

And you promise not to charge me?

Small bottle of beer 50kr. http://www.expatfocus.com/expatriate-norway-currency-costs

Which bit of the No Smoking sign were you struggling with?

Can you not send them a PM?

Can you bring it back to me?

One of them is only a real word in Latin

Stevo probably does

I don't feel we're qualified to answer

Do the clothes you already own have sizes in them?

Apparently we've 'ruined' New Years Eve for about 20 people because we won't allow them to bring their kids to the pub and then abandon them while they get w4nkered.

Is your innernet shopping broken?

So they can make a profit following 10 successive duty increases on beer

Happy New Year

You could have just said 'no'

The Javelin thrower?

Vice President, Prime Minister AND Ruler. How many titles does one person need? I bet he's got a really small di(k and is trying to compensate

Try being the poor sods - bar staff up and down the country - that get the idiots in that state in the first place..... For the record I'm not working, I doubt the pub will be open much past 10oclock either

And increase bike related deaths by about 10,000%