Weston Super Saint

http://www.mobiles.co.uk/

LOL @ auditors giving a monkeys how much a company charges for their products.

Ssssshhhhh don't spoil a good conspiracy theory.

Nokia 100

I agree with you. It IS much harder than it was, and unfortunately it's only going to get harder still before it gets better. But like BAJ has stated, it's times like these when small businesses will either flourish or fail. If you can ride this out and make a few quid then the other side is going to look like a bed of roses!! It's also worth bearing in mind that people with a trade are much better placed during a recession as people will always take the cheaper option of getting things repaired rather than buying new to replace. You've already said you have enough work to last you until February, so use the time until then to gain more contracts, I guarantee that software engineers will be in demand as computers go tits up and people want them to work again. Failing that can you not look for another job working for someone else during the rough times, become a wage slave again, but at least you'll have regular hours and a regular wage. If nothing else it will serve to increase your contacts for the time you go it alone again.

Better 'perks' too

We agree on something!

I'll offer you three of Mrs Miggins's finest pies.

You just happened to 'stumble upon' that website right?

I found a mouldy cucumber the other day with an IQ of 128.

You could take a hat and a fake moustache and at the interval swap chairs and pretend to be someone else.

I thought the pikey with the bell was b-anned?

Depends what the job was. Even FTSE 100 companies have toilets that need cleaning

The golden rule, quite simply, is don't use Fleebay or Paypal - Baj please note for subscriptions

Not until later.

Meanwhile thousands of scrotes without morals are thriving. There's a moral to that story somewhere too.

You could always borrow the money, load up the credit cards etc, then leave

In my playing days you had a choice of black, or black. Then there was the choice of Adidas, Puma and Gola.

Excellent news. So while the private sector believes that building new homes at the moment is not cost effective or beneficial, the public sector is happy to squander more money, safe in the knowledge it can just increase council tax again next year when it overspends.

You would make him gay?

What was the fox called?

I think your post match showers would become more 'interesting'.

But are they public or private sector?

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