Weston Super Saint

At least we've found out what 'surfer dudes' do during the winter...

Definitely stolen!!

Top dollar to watch their youth team play our youth team?

Maybe the 'outdoor skate rink' is another new Pompey stadium promise :smt102

Do ya loike dags? Now I don't want to accuse anyone of being a little bit simple or anything, but would you make a booking to a company that lists a solitary mobile number as it's ticket hotline???

Do you send him the links?

LOL. I'm still laughing at the people who paid to go there. Is anyone else imagining the smiles on the Pikeys faces as they set the thing up? Just put the dags and kennels over there Ma.

Dozens of posts eh? I'd have thought he'd have more to do than read the dozens of posts on here

The 'Original' was the best.

Maybe she's trying to see if you've mastered the knife and fork yet :smt102

On the plus side, the prison will have a good [American] Football team

Probably just an excuse they make up tbf...

She says she's sorry but you're dumped

Woot!! I'm up to 2 now!! (Mine were legitimate though and the company publishing them didn't steal them )

You seem to be ignoring the fact that they existed before the 3 posts a day limit...

Just wondering if you've been bought / sold yet

Nice. Congrats.

Are you a member of a forum where you can accept PM's then

So, do you still 'want' one of those, or have you changed your mind?

LOL. There you go again, insinuating our Chairman cares about the fans

Cheers! But, really, a cold! FFS! Now, if you'd said man flu....

I meant most loyal in respect of those that forked out for a season ticket, who won't be able to choose their normal seats. The design of the ground argument doesn't work either, as the doors to the Itchen concourse could be kept closed...

So they can stay empty?

Are you sure you have 4 kids? You sound like you're about 12.