Weston Super Saint

The main boreders haven't found us yet

I take it Lowe has buried the hatchet with them then.....

They paid their money just like everyone else. The novelty would soon wear off - they can start polls on b-anter but don't...

It's alright, we've got younger ones in the academy ready to replace them.

Kind of buggers up the application forms for the jobs of MP and priest doesn't it?

Indeed. I wish I could change sex at the drop of a hat!

Have you been listening in on the team talks :shock:

Popular chap[pess] is our Long Shot. I wonder what it is that attracts all the movers and shakers to the Waterloo Arms

I thought Long Shot's source was Mr Fulthorpe :smt102 Hence the betting and subsequent 'chat' with the tyre kicker...

Is that you sat on the 'A' in your avatar?

I'd agree. I just put Labour because they won.

The last Labour party manifesto

http://www.dca.gov.uk/elections/ge2001/procedures/01.htm#elegability She definitely got one for the general election, but we were living in Wales at the time, and mistakes from the Welsh government employees are second nature!!!

I always enjoy the rumours heard from someone 'down the pub', fills me with confidence it does!!

Might need to get your old man to build an extension on the step :shock:

MRS WSS is Polish - always has been, always will be. She is not a British Citizen, never has been, probably never will be either. She works, so technically can be classed as a "Polish Worker". She is on the electoral roll - so is her mother, who is retired, and no longer works, but does pay her council tax - and is eligible to vote. It is only apathy on her behalf that means she never bothers to use that vote.

Oh, I see, insider trading it is then. But, isn't that illegal As for the person you used to work with, did he get fired for passing on confidential information to random people?

To be fair he said "immigrants" as opposed to 'migrant workers'. I would hazard a guess that a fully fledged 'immigrant' would be registered with his / her local authority, happily paying their council tax [or whatever it's called these days], and thus having their name entered onto the electoral register - just like Mrs WSS who is technically an 'immigrant'.....

I think you've seriously got Trousers all wrong. I don't think you'll ever meet another person with his tongue so firmly in his cheek!!

You need to spend some time in prison :shock:

He can't be South'ner for two reasons : 1. He is a reasonably accomplished speller. South'ner was awful in the spelling department, occasionally getting the odd word right!! 2. He doesn't post anywhere near as many pictures of semi naked girls as South'ner. Not once has he started a lingerie thread either.

Which would be the same as all our highly trustworthy ITK'ers and the legal implications of insider trading and breaking LSE rules and regulations

I love stereotyping!! What about successful businessmen, footballers etc... Just because the hooker calls her self an escort, doesn't change what she really is

Why? Most of us went to school to learn English too!! By the way, it's not my fault I was born in England, I have no intention of apologising for this fact, and I am not ashamed of it either!

So, who told you Corpse? Was it : a) A bloke down the pub. b) A bloke at work. c) A random on the innernetz. d) Gaydamak himself - or his Dad. e) The South Africans who are in discussions with Gaydamak. f) You made it up.