Weston Super Saint

Ididots is pretty rude to be fair :shock:

That would explain the 'no smoking' signs at petrol stations

I'm so excited I could crush a grape :shock:

Except now, nearly everyone we're going to play will be above us in the league...

Small face. Or big stitches.

You're kidding?

I think you missed the two Tuesdays and the Thursday. I make it 51 :shock:

That how many fans Pompey have?

Changing the bulb is gonna be a pain :shock:

Is that a type of fish?

Because 8 1/2 month pregnant ladies don't tend to be able to go 'walkies' very far

Silly me! I thought passengers got taken somewhere :shock:

Costs me a fortune in 'kit-e-kat' My Sister's, 'Sami' that I borrow sometimes...

Standing in the road in a sitting position?

They're only for special people.

It doesn't have any letters on the keys. Do they cost extra?

I once strangled a kid and had to be pulled off him by my brother, because he stuck a stick in the spokes of my sister's bike and she went over the handlebars.

With a nice mixed salad?

Being on a bus for five minutes would p1ss me off, let alone 45 minutes :shock:

The point of dogs is to chase [and hopefully kill] cats.

Have you tried your elbow?

Soggy ones

11 points from the last ten games, and suddenly our form will improve to provide 18 from the next ten

Meetings about capacity management.

Mind you it does say £50 and under. No card then...