Weston Super Saint

Small bottle of beer 50kr. http://www.expatfocus.com/expatriate-norway-currency-costs

Which bit of the No Smoking sign were you struggling with?

Can you not send them a PM?

Can you bring it back to me?

One of them is only a real word in Latin

Stevo probably does

I don't feel we're qualified to answer

Do the clothes you already own have sizes in them?

Apparently we've 'ruined' New Years Eve for about 20 people because we won't allow them to bring their kids to the pub and then abandon them while they get w4nkered.

Is your innernet shopping broken?

So they can make a profit following 10 successive duty increases on beer

Happy New Year

You could have just said 'no'

The Javelin thrower?

Vice President, Prime Minister AND Ruler. How many titles does one person need? I bet he's got a really small di(k and is trying to compensate

Try being the poor sods - bar staff up and down the country - that get the idiots in that state in the first place..... For the record I'm not working, I doubt the pub will be open much past 10oclock either

And increase bike related deaths by about 10,000%

Ebay. The last great bastion of honesty and integrity!!

Not until January though. Something about needing to get the funds in place :smt044 Reminds me of a certain Mr Fulthorpe - Corpse won't agree though

Cheers Minty. There are loads out there, have you used any you could recommend or are they all pretty much the same? Was just going to put loads of pictures on to keep it VERY simple for my technically inept mother in law, but suppose it would be just as easy to create a number of folders and Mrs WSS can load up a new folder when she goes round....

They were, but they didn't mean all at the same time

And yet it makes you wonder why they don't have jobs

Here's your late Xmas present then

Can anyone recommend the best way to reduce the size of a whole batch of pictures? We bought a digital picture frame for the mother in law for her birthday and want to put as many pics on a 2gb memory stick as possible..... I figured the easiest way to do this would be to resize the pictures to the same resolution that the picture frame will show them in, so basically I want to copy a whole load of pictures into a seperate file on the computer, resize them all - preferably at the same time, then put them on the stick. The resolution of the frame is 480*234 which is about 1.2mb??? per picture?? So about 1500 pictures on a 2gb stick??? Is my maths way off the mark here?? So, can anyone recommend the best way to resize lots of pictures in one batch? I have all the standard windo$e applications, and various canon applications - but have only ever used these for converting raw images, and the pictures MUST be in jpeg.... Is there even a nice free simple tool that can be downloaded from t'internet??

£6.2 million for both of them - whose hand needs biting off!!!