Weston Super Saint

LOL @ somewhat :shock: I think tactically he is proving himself even more inept than Burley.

Hi Glen. No, you can't have your old job back.

Before he got caught, people used to respect / idolise Gary Glitter. Look at him now. I guess people are judged on their actions, and people's opinions change in response to those actions....

That would explain always having the Horn :shock:

An H Also An Hospital

He wasn't. He was talking about the letter.

I need it all the time for my dry leathery skin. Am I a gheyer?

It's AN 'S' not A 'S'. HTH.

I don't know who either of those are Am I too old?

Betty Swollocks

Are you Nick I?

LOL I'll even give you a card so you can serve the customers!

Can I swap you for Mrs WSS from 7.00pm to 9.00pm??

You know Laurel from Emmerdale

You do not want to hear what pigeon hole girlies with striped jumpers go in :shock:

Oh yes they do!!! Just not very good ones.... I imagine INS has a cupboard full of stripey jumpers

Stripey jumper = personality. T-shirts that have "I'm with stupid" printed on them = no personality.

Is it because she drinks from the furry cup?

I can see what you mean

Does he call you timmy?

Some people will go to any lengths to cover up their true feelings

Short dark hair = Lesbian. FACT!

Nope

He's having a month off to re-acclimatise. Don't worry though, we've got an 8 year old wonder kid - he's scored a hat trick against the under 9 team - ready to take his place.

That is what Ponty wrote. I read it as "I'll have number 2 please, with a cherry on top".