Weston Super Saint

So we're in administration already then?

Are they French?

Why would that make things better? Surely each and every player should be given the right to decide where he should play to better his career? Would you be happy if your employer dictated to you that you must leave and work for Mcdonald's instead [assuming of course you don't already].

I'll take a cheque

It can hardly be called 'global' warming if some of the 'globe' is actually cooling can it?

No, it's not just you, they're my taxes too....

You mean we're not going to get long hot summers? I feel lied to

Think we went to the 'yacht club' or something - in the harbour - did a good steak...

It was 15 degrees [celcius] today, peeing with rain and I had to wear a coat. Unless someone's been messing with my calendar today is the 18th of August. When does this whole global warming malarky start to work?

For £300,000 profit....

Because they've got what, maybe three half games [friendlies at that], and two full games under their belts....

A problem shared is a problem halved....

He could put it all on Red on Xmas day....

...... and I'm an alcoholic.....

Like the new badminton, anyone can score cheap points anytime.

Monthly winners to receive a refund on their fiver?

Are you Kevin the teenager?

Do you have to be a full member or a registered user? Are there different points available for abusing different levels of membership?

So it is a PC thing then?

Would explain the leg waxing.

The boy that's now a girl?

It'll never catch on.

LOL @ the swear filter not allowing people to quote you.

HIS club FFS