Weston Super Saint

He doesn't play for Saints anymore, no one is interested.

I heard a quote on the radio today that Sunak claims everything is fine and going to plan! I guess he's bored of being PM now!

What! No staircases or windows involved? No doorhandles that no one else would touch?

Tide

Does everyone know about the radio station and award winning catering? If so, this is in the bag for Rupes.

Indeed. But gets rid of Hamas which is the stated aim.

Unless they're all dead....

Captain

It's a curious turn of phrase, but I guess the 'Jewish non people' are the ones that are rounded up, put on trains and taken to the depths of Poland?

On the plus side, their submarine fleet is growing week on week.

Correct. No hypocrisy at all. We are all aware how incompetent the Tory party has been and continues to be. Labour have been trumpeted as the new broom to bring politics back in line. Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose!!

Can't wait to see how empowered he becomes when he learns a second one has been suspended (Graham Jones) and apparently another five also being investigated (but no news of them being suspended just yet).

This aged well

To be fair, Che's good week is easily explained by the presence of an open window

Not if they have any sense - they'd have turned onto the M50 just after Strensham services

That Leeds fans are fucking stupid and don't know the best way to get to Swansea?

"Krispy Kreme gets a kicking as the nawty boys meet up at Cardiff Gate". The headlines write themselves.

Especially if you park anywhere near Bedminster. If you get lost and end up in Hartcliff, don't even bother asking for directions as you won't have a clue what the answer is. If you come in from the North of the city / M32 then you will need to cross the ulez at some point so make sure your car is compliant or mad Marvin will want your money!

Way smaller odds for that to happen I tells ya.

There's none so blind as those that cannot see.

Surely this is something you should be celebrating? After all, Sunak will be dumped after the next GE so Badenock will be the opposition leader - I imagine Starmer will be happy to have the most incompetent person in charge wouldn't he?

Tomorrow's fixtures, maybe deliberate, maybe a coincidence, but every team with 'city' in their name are playing a team without 'city' in their name. What are the odds of that happening if it's not deliberate?

Loungewear

We aren't, we abstained from voting,. presumably as we knew we wouldn't be upholding it....

True. It's a pretty good starter for ten though!