Weston Super Saint

I look forward to my mortgage payments reducing within months of Labour winning the election. This time next year we'll be down to 0.5% again no doubt. Although I don't remember you praising the Tory's for about 8 years of interest rates below 1%....

There's been a decade of that. Another couple of months will make no difference at all.

Apparently, Vlad is a shoe in to win this weekend's election in Russia.

46 times Diane stood up to catch the Speaker's attention but in the end they simply ran out of time. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-68558133 I guess they felt the debate about racist comments didn't really need her racist comments to be added to it!

BeCAusE SoMEthInG sOmeTHiNg aNd iT'S uNFaIr.

No. According to some, he's the greatest wind up on the internet.

I know it's a typo, but it did cause a double take 😲

Yes, we all know it's possible. Fucking weird though! Oh, I want to ignore your posts, until you post something, then I want to read them. Weirdo.

The fucking Islamist 🤦🏻

Not sure this post is the gotcha you believe it to be. The only reason that the terrorist organisation Hamas isn't killing more innocent Israeli citizens (or pesky Jews as I know you like to think of them), is because they are currently being chased around Gaza by the Israeli troops! I have no doubt that if they had the opportunity they would definitely be killing more innocent people, that's kind of what terrorist organisations do! As you point out, the Israeli actions are therefore very effective right now with regards to protecting their innocent citizens.

And some people think a good tactic would be to not bother trying to block any shots from the opposition!

Or... Seems pretty much spot on seeing as we are 6 points behind with only one game in hand and we still have to play all of the current top three sides, all away from home.

Not sure that's a tactic that works if your keeper can't do the shot stopping thing like ours.

Toker

Could have been taken using "best shot" - not sure how that works as I've only seen the ads - which could have caused it. Either that or Kate is shit at Photoshop as mentioned.

Charter a plane from Blackpool to Southampton. Simples.

Phoenix

Except sometimes when he claims to have him on ignore...

Joe's

We must be the unluckiest team in the world. The amount of goals we've conceded this season that 'no keeper is ever going to save is huge', especially from Championship level players. Maybe there is something we do that turns the opposition into world class players for a short while.

Octopus energy ads on the radio. No one in history has ever been that enthusiastic about their energy supplier.

Where they get to live for eternity surrounded by virgins!!!

Wear a mask. Proven to protect against loss of life.

I'm not sure you've truly grasped the full lunacy of strict Sharia law. Maybe re-visit the Hamas charter for a better understanding of their viewpoint : Link to translation of 1988 charter Their view of Israel is pretty clear : Do you honestly believe that if Hamas had the means to 'obliterate' Israel then it wouldn't use it? Mutual destruction is a 'Western' concept derived from valuing life and is completely irrelevant. In Sharia law, Allah's will overrides the right of individuals, so if it is deemed 'Allah's will' by the Hamas leaders living hundreds or thousands of miles away, then the 'footsoldiers' will be sacrificed and will become martyrs. The belief in an eternal afterlife living in bliss far outweighs the value of living in the mortal realm. The instruction seems pretty clear : As for the border with Egypt being closed, I guess they have a valid reason as it's not just Israel that Hamas have a 'beef' with : As for peace, well they've got that covered to : Unfortuantely, too many people think this will be resolved by applying Western morals and values which simply don't exist in strict Sharia law.

To be fair, I don't think any Saints fans will care enough if someone on the 'Town' forum is impersonating Southampton.