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Get to bed you little scamp. Oh fck it's half term aint it...gonna be one of those weeks.

Still plenty left in the home stands if you fancy it...don't know what the restrictions are (other than having to have a bit of balls about ya) but possibly an option. http://www.whufc.com/articles/20120209/under-4500-left-for-saints-showdown_2236884_2601994 'kinnell is it really 10 years since we last went there?

Wibble.

I just can't get over that... ...in April 2005.

Jeez...didn't even know Arsenal were palying last night, how the mighty have fallen. Mischievious little skates (or Gooner) in sh*tstirring shocker!

F'kin drama queens. A win Saturday and it will look totally different and we're be going to West Ham for a 'top 2' clash. Distraction of the cup out of the way, Sharp and Lambert up front, unbeaten in the league in Feb , I'll live with that.

So how are we gonna get the Northam signing this then...? :tongue-in-cheek-thingy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoVANVENEEg&feature=related "Billy's Sharp'n'Tricky Lambo takes the Mickey Chapper's always Sicky They're BillyRickyDickie and they're doing very well" ...maybe you had to be there!

Breaking News...Major gas leak in Tangiers Road (down the road from fartton). ...anyone got a match?

Yer gotta larf So when we were about to go pop they were gonna "dance on our grave", there were "liquidation parties planned" in some of their local pubs and "the only good scummer is a dead scummer" and they want Saints fans to go down and show their support for them (I suppose it's a novel way to get a decent crowd in for once and boost the coffers)...I'm thinking they're gonna be disappointed.

I propose we have a whip round and buy 'em a statue...they've always wanted one, they loved Ted Mk1. This one gets my vote for the deluded bluefew... ...and maybe an improved badge for the new kit when Plan B kicks in...

I think you'll find it's Toytown. A few years back ('kinnell he's been around a long time!) he did say he lived up Portsdown Hill, probably lodging with his bestest friends Ken and Barbie.

This has been suggested elsewhere... "No income tax, no VAT, No Prem'ship points off Man City, In the dock, face so pale, 'arry Redknapps' going to jail!"

Anyone seen Corpy Ho-ho-ho-and-a-bottle-of-rum? He must have some updates from his friend from the club he sees socially...etc. etc.

Last round I think there were replays shown on ESPN, ITV1 and ITV4 so all 3 could be televised. The club need to get together with Millwall and price this game very attractively (particularly if it is on TV) otherwise I can see another low midweek attendance.

Mr Cala would like to know if that's the band that played on the Titanic... ...he'd like to book them to play at the Harbourdrome Underwater Mega Arena when he builds it for plucky little pompeii.

They are brave little soldiers aren't they... ...toast...but brave.

C'mon, that's a bit unfair on Dirty Harry, everyone knows Rosie did all his online banking for him...

Is it time to start the bucket collection yet? I'll get the ball rolling with...

http://www.watfordfc.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,10400~2397382,00.html They made a special case of West Ham on Police advice. The away end is split in half between visitors and their family section. West Ham was the only time they've moved the home fans and given the entire end to the visitors, although a reduced capacity (WHU had around 3,500). Maybe our Yoof should have played up a bit more

Not to mention Brum away! Wet Spam's next 3 are Ipswich, Millwall and Peterboro. Think we've got the tougher ask...to put it mildly! Don't know how many Leicester are bringing but to encourage them, all their fans are being given a free scarf and a voucher for a free drink and pie at the turnstiles tonight. Must have made some arrangements with Saints to do so.

There was no one more gutted than me when JoCa pulled out, I had sequel after sequel of this blockbuster...

I wonder what that Arsenal missy makes of all these latest shenanigans, anyone save the link to her site?

Is tomorrow night a little to soon for a rendition of... "Sha-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, sha-la-la,la-la, la-la-la, sha-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, who the f*ck is laughing now?!"

Does it look like this one by any chance?