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But they don't really, just their hoolies and wannabes, there so desperate to be Millwall, they've lost their own identity. I've worked down there on and off over 3 decades and it's developed over that time to something now that's a cross between mockney and Australian. When you wind them up they get all confused and garble all sorts of strange sounds like "faaaack orf you scaaaaammer caaaant....grrrr..oym gonna smash me own tayn up loike", funny things like that. Thing is all the older gits down there still have the typical Hampshire townie accent like Southampton, Basingstoke,etc. (different to the thick sounding 'ampshire country folk - apologies if it applies ) and can be mistaken for a London-ish accent by northeners.

Worse? Anything from the New Forest westwards, East Anglian, Brummie, thick Yorks/Lancs, Scouse, Welsh, camp and most of all the poncy posh one...'kin 'ell, nearly all really. Best? Out of all the Brit accents probably (this'll nark a few) Cockney, Geordie, Glaswegian.

Portsea Island? Surely it's really called Fantasty Island? This was another laugh-a-minute read http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=397553 ...although the better ones were provided by ours... The Petersfield-Bell-Ringing-Bumpkins The The Portsdown-Hillbilly-Brother-Botherers The Cowplain-Carrot-Crunching-Cattle-Cuddlers The Southsea-Sister/Motherfookers The Incestuous-Pikey-Portsea-Island-Dwellers The Landport-Lucky-Heather-Halfwits The Buckland-Bucked-Tooth-Burberry-Bumpkins The 657-Turktown-Trainspotters The Bedhampton-Bed-Wetting-Banjo-Playing-Barn-Dancers The Moneyfields-Morris-Dancing-Mental-Mob The Southsea-Common-Six-Fingered-Sister-Snoggers The Copnor-Covent-Garden-Gallopers The North-End-Nonces The Paulsgrove-Paedos The Webbed-Foot-Wymering-Waif-Worriers The Fratton's-Finest-Favours-For-Sailors-Service-Crew The Cosham-Crosseyed-Caravan-Crew The Dangerous-Drayton-Diddycoy-Dinlos The Deadly-Denmead-Dingles-Division Agitated-Amputee-Alby of the infamous Alverstoke-Hop-Along-Angry-Brigade The Tipnor-Tax-Dodging-Toothless-Tarmaccing-Tinkers The Tiddly-Widley-and-Waterlooville-Window-Licking-Worzels The Hayling-Island-Inbred-Eejits-Infantry The Cocky-Clanfield-Crack-Cacker-Core The Gunky-Wharf-Gurnard-Groping-Groovy-Gang

Clubs have to offer 10% for League games but only up to 3,000. That's why the mancs, etc. only ever give 3k despite massive capacities. The only clubs that give more are the tiddlers like Wigan, Blackburn, skates, etc. What a game this promises to be...thank f*ck I'm a ST holder!

Well I’ve not got any particularly issue with the Jocks or Celtic fans (I’m more inclined to favour Rangers myself but to be honest it aint my war...and the ‘Gers do unfortunately play in similar colours to the bellringers) and ‘hooper88’ is about as Scottish as Rod Stewart. But some of the nutters on here who say the Old Firm would be sh*te if they played down here are seriously f*cked up. Now I don’t ever want to see the Scots/Irish playing in the English leagues, I’d get rid of the Welsh clubs too if it I had a say, but if these clubs got the Prem TV money they’d attract decent players, could stick a minimum 20k on gates if the grounds could hold ‘em and they’d be up there fighting it out with the top 6 on a regular basis. hooper88 is still a f*ckin’ retard tho.

I'm still going for thick skate or at a push some other sad rival like 'BHA'.

Is it someone you see socially every couple of weeks?

Then that's very good news. They must have changed their early season policy because Leeds tried to get more but were told it wasn't possible. They must have relocated their family section, or can do if demand is there.

My first thoughts when I read it, all the hallmarks, just a sh*t stirring mischievious little skate. Ignore the c*nt.

No they didn’t. 2,062. http://www.leedsunited.com/matchreport/20111210/watford-1-leeds-1_2247678_58569 Interesting to see Reading only had 943 there yesterday for what must be one of their closest games, around 30 miles apart.

"Tshabalala-la, la-la-la, Tshabalalal-la, la-la-la, Tshabalala-la, la-la-la, who the f*ck is laughing now!?"

Not a chance. We'll only get just over 2,000 tickets, that's all they give to aways these days as they've split that end in two, the other half is now their family stand. Despite the fact the 3-sided ground is usually half empty. This could sell out 4 times over so they'll all get quickly snapped up by ST holders.

He's linked with Vince Wolanin who were said were looking at buying the skates 15 years ago. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football-former-rock-singer-and-american-property-tycoon-seek-portsmouth-talks-1289169.html I can remember Solent's Grant Coleman getting a free holiday out to the states to interview the guy who was gonna buy "Pompeii with their magnificent (s******) supporters".

I remember reading something in the old Ugly Inside fanzine many years ago, there was a comparison between the amount of miles Southampton fans travelled away over a season compared to (I think it was) Leicester, and we did nearly twice as many miles as them. It's a doddle for midlands clubs.

Is this the latest design for main stand of the soon to be built 85,000 seat Harbourdrome Arena?

Over on the UI they're saying first allocation sold out (just over 2k) and waiting for second batch to arrive. Looks like another good following.

A ground full of folk singers, what a thought How about... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqFLyUbdm-E

...and out of that 1266 dont actually attend matches.

They'll all be doing it tomorrow...

...but...there can't be too many League One players that would give up the opportunity to jump 2 divisions straight into the Premiership.

You're gonna be even more disappointed then as the away capacity at the Amex is just a shade over 2,400. That's all the away end holds, so as we sold out in just a few hours the day they went on sale but they then found another 150 to put on sale yesterday you can only assume this 150 must have fallen under a desk or something! The only grounds in the Prem that have given more than 10% to 'aways' for league games in recent years are the likes of Wigan, Fulham, Bolton, Blackburn, skates and other small clubs that just can't fill their grounds themselves.

That was probably for the "additional" Brighton tickets that mysteriously suddenly appeared...went on sale at 9am. Sold out by 9.05 no doubt! Still, looking good for another sell-out tomorrow night.

Lucky it was in North Baddesley then and not Southampton otherwise they'd all probably have died a hideous death!! It'll give the Brizzol City fans something to sing about if nothing else.

I 'chuckled' at these posts... "Was told a group of 15 or so were drinking in the Foresters before the game until moved on by plod , Thing is Pompey seem to have more bellringing replica shirt expremiership hangers on then real hardcore nowadays" "Was pompey John there with his bell? *;-)" "East upper spotted him. "Sex case Sex case, hang him hang him hang him!!"

Another shout for this one. Fantastic food and very nice gaff since the extension.