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It all seemed like yesterday not far away

I've just hurt my neck reading the est 1989 bit ....ow!

Does anyone say 'cell' phone in this country dude?

I've lived in all of those except the 60's which sounded like fun.

It's a pointless (pardon the pun) promotion anyway. The sort of chavvy ****s who shop in TKMaxx would already be carrying a knife.

Ugly guy seeks ugly girl

Sounds like Brian Blessed

I have a theory as to why that might be.....

Was she an estate agent?

You mean "You've got stupid big floppy ears and your breath smells"?

He's ruined it now. I did appreciate your original post though.

Is there a law against f**cking Britney Spears??

You crack one of what?

Was she a pensioner?

Getting confused between nextdoor neighbours and just neighbours?

What is he 'getting out'?

Did you not see the downhill event this morning?

His first stop will be PC World to collect his repaired PC

Black & White or Colour?

How did she get the long neck?

Are these their jockeys? War Famine Conquest Death