Zorba

Why are your posts always so aggressive? A simple “I’m not sure I agree with you there” would be much more pleasant than “Bollocks!” I have visions of you sat there with a Stone Island double badger and a black Nike baseball cap. XL bully, on your lap, cracked phone screen in your hand, slurping tea through missing teeth from a Sports Direct mug. I may be wrong of course, that’s just the way your posts come across.

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..pulls a hamstring because that’s the most he’s moved all game?

Clique & Collect

My old man’s a dustman, He wears a red and white hat, He says Villa Park is full of shit, And the half-time pie is rat.

Probably, was shown it on Sunday by a Spurs fan when they went 1-0 up. No pink shirts in the background. Could well have been generated by them, they were not a happy lot where i was sat.

Agree except.. Dibling would be first out the door for me while he’s still got some overhyped value. Fenandes is too good for the Championship. I wish we could keep hold of him. Rambo & KWP are off. From the rest, we need only keep players that may be useful as back-up in the Prem should we get promoted next season. They have all proved they are not good enough to be starters. There’s probably 4 or 5 that would fit that bill. The rest need to be gone for whatever we can get for them and Dragan needs to be shrewd in who he spends his money on and how SR use the other clubs in there collection to move players about on loan. The odds are against us but we need to start building a team for the Prem and not just for promotion.

NEXT!!

Perfect!

..and they could all go down in history like the great Busby Babes. Juric’s Jokers? Ivan’s incompetents? Dragan’s donkeys? Wankersen’s wankers?

Ramsdale KWP THB Bednarek Manning Suga Fernandes Ugochukwu Sulemana Archer Onuachu AttackAttack AttackAttackAttack

Are you joshing?

Well, we did better than I thought. A fair effort. I’d have taken a point before the game. We should have seen it out tho.

1-3. Palace will rest a few and we’ll go in 1-0 up at half time. We’ll plan on defending our undeserved lead for 45 minutes but Palace will bring on the first team and we’ll get dicked! #WeAllKnowWhatsComingButWeStillWatchOn

Just a brown splat. A stripe would insinuate our players move fast enough to create a skid mark.

I've heard this too and in keeping with the Man U/Circus trend of showing the current state of the club, SR have released this artist's impression.

Martin is better tham Jurs

Well, no-one can say we’re not where we deserve to be. Pathetic. So many poor performances topped off with Juric’s clueless substitutions. Derby’s record is seriously at risk of being smashed by two points. We are in a pickle!

Chicken George

It’s when you get in the opponents box and… yeah, don’t worry about it., never gonna happen.

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His Parliamentary salary, maybe. His personal wealth is estimated at £30m and his companies regularly receive government payments that far exceed the £90k that he’s donating this year. For example.. His covid test enterprise that made £8m still received government handouts of £150k. Alledgedly We might have to hold off on the Saint Rupert statue at SMS a little while longer yet.

Is that Lucy? I’ve heard she’s a game model.

Call me old fashioned…