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That would be funny!

And even they got 11 points!

If SFC was a horse, they’d have shot us by now. Our donkeys deserve mercy! We surrender! 🏳️🏳️🏳️

Went to Bellemoor with Ian. Genuinely lovely lad. Would be great to hear him remembered on 52 minutes. RIP Curly.

Should have been a “Kids for a quid” game ..and accompanying adults get in free! 2-0 Saints

Putting him in the shop window to sell at the end of the season. He’ll be worth more as a Championship goalscorer than a Premier League flop. Good luck to him. Always served us to the best of his ability.

Think I’ll wait for Mr House’ take on the whole thing.. What’s it all about, Alfie?

Never heard of him.. What’s ya name and where d’ya come from, chuck?

He’s not pregnant is he? That’s all we need right now!!

Seems like his fucking contract is going on and on. Badge kissing wanker!

The joy has truly gone now. Didn’t even cheer when JB scored, you just know it’s all pointless. So predictable.

what a plum!

Rasmus’ nose? 🥊

He is a director of a sports investment company. The investor is Dragan Solak. Dragan pulls the plug, Ankersen is out of a job. Dragan is the owner no matter how you want to spin it.

But apparently Cortese had gone balaclava’d up, sneaked into ML’s office, broken into his safe, stole all his money and was spending it all on quality players and managers without ML or his family even knowing! That’s what I heard anyway. No way would SFC owners ever be ripped by greedy, unscrupulous, bullshitting, clueless middle-men ever again!! Oh, wait a minute…

1-1

Can we swap him for Gibbs-White please?

We were solidly beaten by a side with far better attacking players. We’re all aware that a majority of our players are Championship standard and that’s not going to change over a couple of games. Juric needs time to work out how to get the best out of them. We’ll go down but i’d rather go down trying to play football than watching that crap we’ve been served up for the last 18 months. #COYS

Better football. Shit result. There is hope now of seeing a few wins this season.

Nice to be able to post something positive. Rusk did well with his first real game in charge, although just unshackling the players from shiteball was probably enough. A few individual errors but will take an away point all day long. Looking forward to see what Ivan can do now. #COYS

Manning on at LB, KWP over to the right. Push Suga up. Dibling off, give him a rest. Tall Paul on. Armstrong off. Saints win 2-0. Job done.

I believe he’s bringing a shooting coach and goalkeeping coach with him.. We could do with them!.. Ivan Ascorgols & Ivan Akleensheit.

I was in the pub earlier today. went for a piss and the bloke next to me in the urinal said “Blimey mush, you didn’t mess around getting IVAN tattooed down your cock. I said “It doesn’t say IVAN mate, it says “I LOVE BEING A SOUTHAMPTON FAN”. I’m here all week! 😂

BBD - Big Ben? It’ll be BAREitAND BEN DOVER when Ivan the Terrible sticks his boot up his lazy arse!

IT'S ON!!!! ..COYS