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Macca’s gonna have to have a blinder! COYS!

Mind it or not, we will not be promoted this season. We got promoted despite RM last time due to having a superior squad left over from the PL and the pot luck of the play offs. I can’t see another promotion until SR piss off and take their fantasy football philosophies with them.

It doesn’t count if you met him on Tinder.

You have a friend?

Potter will be available soon though and his stock should be suitably low enough for us now.

We’d have to win for that to happen!

A shit Jason Lee!

Unbelievably shit again. We’re fucked!

If Casper makes an appearance, let’s hope he shows more spirit than his frightfully inept predecessor.

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Yeah! ..Singing’s for fucking girls anyway!!

Toothless again

El Fishico

Wasn’t that the gap between us and any other Premier League team last season?

Ramsdale KWP ABK Taylor Bree Sugawara MF Ugo Gronbaek Dibling Onuachu Championship winning side right there!

I didn’t want that but it would have made more sense to me. McCarthy did well against Norwich and I dont dislike him, but they were poor. I wouldn’t want to see him face a decent Championship or Prem side if we were lucky enough to have a decent cup run though. He’s 35 now, and won’t bounce as well as he used to. I just hope Baz doesn’t get injured or that will mean the old man in the league and Norwich No-Arms in the cups.

We didn’t need a 3rd pick though, we have that in McCarthy. We needed a decent second pick capable of displacing Baz.

£10m player. £30m potential. A bird in the hand and all that. Get it done!

Stop bleating on about sheep shagging! How would ewe like it? It’s not like they haven’t herd it all before!!

Fuck all wrong with “bird”. Man up FFS!

Obviously!

Charlie Austin 🍆