Zorba

Obviously!

Charlie Austin 🍆

Is English your first language?

I thought he was at Everton and about to retire

No-one signs for Saints if they have other options.

Alright Dave?

would have made a better home shirt..

They’ll find other waze to cock it up!

We walked the league last year and look where that got us.

Useful retort.

crap

What’s with the long face?

Fair play to Elton though, He wears the P&O Cruises logo well too!

Did someone mention “Piano Fairy”?

Inflatable hat to match the sponsors logo, anyone?

I thought it was hen’s teeth ..and rocking horse shit.

Might have to get a ferry.

Only if you're wearing the new shirt though..

It doesn't have to, no, but I'm sure it probably does. If you don't know, that's fine but I was kind of asking those who might have an idea. ..I've just googled it. Both stand for Peninsular and Oriental. They were the same company until 2000. Now they are not. I am enlightened. Thanks anyway.

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Getting into character for that job interview, Turkish?

No, this rainbow sash wraps all the way round the shirt and finishes just above the arsehole. Make of that what you will.

The third kit is a rainbow sash.