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xG/xT/xYfkingZ. How about some x’s we dont want to see.. xCruciatingly Shit Football xCessive Backward Passing xPosed Eratic Defending xCrementally Poor Attacking xCuses and Bullshit xCetera xCetera COYS.. A win today please!!

Why do women always have to have the last word?

Are you being sarcastic?

Sounds like it’s straight out of the Gao/SR playbook? Who needs a decent striker with tactics like this?!

fixed

Big Mac. 10 defensive outfield players - No particular formation. Park the bus. Throw on 5 Strikers with 10 minutes to go when we’re 3-0 down. If SR are looking in, can i have Will Still’s job when you sack him please. We’re shit! COYS!

Still OUT! This is shocking!

WS is new to this level and playing lip service to the club money men who have already told him that’s your lot. Of course he wanted better strikers.. You don’t honestly believe he thinks our front line is good enough when even all us halfwits with no real football intelligence can see they’re nowhere near the mark, do you?

Shitty bore draw again!! Scienza put a shift in. Wood solid. Strikers same old shit. Don’t blame WS, not having any sort of finisher is killing us.

Downs?

Another bore draw against a very mediocre Championship side. It’s why we are where we are.

We never counter attack. It’s been missing from our game for ages. We’re too busy trying to pass out from the back and don’t have a decent counter in us.

3 points off the play-offs and above the Fish Ticklers. Southampton are back! 👊🏻

Currently 2 points off bottom place and Oxford have a game in hand. We are so shit! 🤣

Have they got their boots with them?

Then we’ll have him back on a free when he’s proper finished and his contract’s up. Give him a 3 year deal in which time he’ll score a grand total of two free kicks. And because he’s a good bloke, he can join the coaching staff and sit there with the badge kissing wanker. All very Saintsy of us.

Fair result. We were better but Still not good enough!

Still will mix it up. Unbeaten home run starts today. Scienza hatrick. Saints 4 - 2 Smoggies COYFSFFS

Where’s Jason Puncheon?

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This is the first thing i have understood, Time for Still to play Nathan Wood. ~ Philip Larkin

Not unhappy with that. Some good individual performances and a much better team effort. McCarthy dropped a right bollock but otherwise had a good game. Our strikers are abysmal. AA being the best of a very bad bunch. We need a talisman up front. May have been Liverpool reserves but I’d go again with that team at the weekend. Best we’ve played in a very long time.

Downes, Downs, you bring me down

COCK!