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..and they could all go down in history like the great Busby Babes. Juric’s Jokers? Ivan’s incompetents? Dragan’s donkeys? Wankersen’s wankers?

Ramsdale KWP THB Bednarek Manning Suga Fernandes Ugochukwu Sulemana Archer Onuachu AttackAttack AttackAttackAttack

Are you joshing?

Well, we did better than I thought. A fair effort. I’d have taken a point before the game. We should have seen it out tho.

1-3. Palace will rest a few and we’ll go in 1-0 up at half time. We’ll plan on defending our undeserved lead for 45 minutes but Palace will bring on the first team and we’ll get dicked! #WeAllKnowWhatsComingButWeStillWatchOn

Just a brown splat. A stripe would insinuate our players move fast enough to create a skid mark.

I've heard this too and in keeping with the Man U/Circus trend of showing the current state of the club, SR have released this artist's impression.

Martin is better tham Jurs

Well, no-one can say we’re not where we deserve to be. Pathetic. So many poor performances topped off with Juric’s clueless substitutions. Derby’s record is seriously at risk of being smashed by two points. We are in a pickle!

Chicken George

It’s when you get in the opponents box and… yeah, don’t worry about it., never gonna happen.

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His Parliamentary salary, maybe. His personal wealth is estimated at £30m and his companies regularly receive government payments that far exceed the £90k that he’s donating this year. For example.. His covid test enterprise that made £8m still received government handouts of £150k. Alledgedly We might have to hold off on the Saint Rupert statue at SMS a little while longer yet.

Is that Lucy? I’ve heard she’s a game model.

Call me old fashioned…

Who on earth are you expecting us to attract? I would hope we could lure a promising manager with proven success from a european league. We did well with Poch, Koeman and Ralph. We're a side who's about to break the all time PL low points record. This is, in part, due to appointing previous mid-table Championship managers. We're not flush with cash and we need a rebuild. This is also, in part, due to appointing previous mid-table Championship managers. Rohl, being a "mid table championship manager" (7 points off play-offs) with a side like Sheff Weds is an incredible achievement. They are a side who were almost certainly going down when he took after last season. SW currently sit 13th with 2 wins in 11 games. I’m not saying Rohl is a bad manager but he’s hardly setting the world alight. I am saying, in my opinion, we need better. How Dragan acheives this is his business but I don’t believe another mid Championship manager is the answer. I also don’t think Rohl could keep us in the Prem even if he did manage to get us promoted. I would be very happy to be wrong though.

Because he wasn’t a mid table Championship manager then. Why do we set our sights so low?

Why? What's wrong with this one?

Fuck them all off. Tell SR to buy some decent players. Give Lucy a call and buy a Ferrari. Probably not in that order.

We have 0 players that top six PL clubs would be interested in. We have 3 players (AR, KWP, MF) that would interest the PL best of the rest. 50% of the rest are top half Championship players that are not good enough for PL We have a starlet that as been overhyped, even touted at £50m on here (?). Doesn’t add anything to our team atm and shouldn’t be expected to. Would be an asset in the Championship. (TD) The rest are making up the numbers. We would have needed half a dozen mid table PL players, 2 or 3 decent standard PL players, and a lot of heart and hard work to survive in this league. We were miles away. We’ll be lucky to get anywhere near top six in the Championship next year and are more likely to be fighting relegation again with the further loss of any half decent players when we drop. SR need to start buying for the now and the survival of our club. Not some bullshit ten year plan. They have too little knowledge between them spread over too many football clubs and are dragging us down.

I like the sound of that. Maybe he could bring a vicious, unruly rottweiler with him. He could teach it to “Get Downes” and maybe, as a treat, we could throw it some Wood and a Smallbone. It may even like a piece of Bree!

Prediction.. Skeptical Pre kick-off Hopeful at Kick-off Irritated by half-time Thankful for the final whistle Embarrassed at the scoreline

Get Russell Martin in the driving seat. That twat couldn’t get it going Forward if it only had one gear and was facing downhill.

Not too bothered about Downes, the whole cider shit anyway. Bunch of coxs. I think they all need to grow a pear!