Zorba

That’s why THB had a half decent game.. he kept trying to pass to the red and white team but it kept going to the fckers in yellow.

Satisfactory

What’s that? F.L.A.B are recruiting? Fat Lard Arse Bloaters need only apply.

Josh Quarshie - Drag queen

His mother and his sister are very proud. She said so.

They don’t do themselves any favours, do they?

Hand of cod?

Well, it’s good to know that our full compliment of £100m players are just as good as Pompey’s second string. What a load of shite. Leo showed his class again even though he hardly received a decent ball. AA showed again that he needs 5 clear cut chances to have any chance of scoring 1 goal. Our defence are truly shit at set pieces. They were second to every ball all over the park. THB can’t pass and our new keeper is worse than Baz. Lucky we didn”t lose that.

Shit or bust for me. A draw is not acceptable. We’ve already dropped two points against these shithouses with that pathetic display at home.

Fair Dinkum

I thought it was on Danny Ings’ head.

Poor performance. SU are crap. 3 points though and a confidence boost for the weekend. Welington must play.

Average. SU are crap, we’re not far off.

No, it wouldn’t… “Scummers, Scummers, Scummers, Scummers!” We were scummers, they were scummers, everyone was a f**king scummer. ..and they’re still scummers as far as I’m concerned.

Is he worse than Gazzaniga though?

How far we have fallen since the heady days of Luke Shaw and Ryan Bertrand.

And there lies the problem. We are now a very unattractive proposition for any half decent manager or for any younger talented manager with aspirations of a decent career. SR have really screwed us with this string of yes men duds they’ve put in charge.

Unless the question is: Who is that clueless frog eyed twat managing Saints at the moment?

Keeping a clean sheet for Stoke 😂

Groundhog day.

Sounds like a perfect match.

..and now we’ve got no-footed ones on both the left and the right!

Didn’t he play for one of SR’s other clubs? FC Göztapo?