Marsdinho

I really cant see why "men" want to look browner than they already are. Strange.... We live in England, it doesnt get much sun. NO ONE is expecting you to look brown. Also, even on a hot and sunny day, there is a queue of Eastern European woman outside the tanning shops in Shirley.

Gorilla farts so bad zoo forced to apologize Gorillas at Chessington Zoo are in the mist of a stench caused by brussell sprouts. The Zoo in London was forced to issue an apology to guests after giving the gorillas a Christmas treat of Brussels sprouts. The brussell sprouts are very nutritious, but the stench caused by the gorilla farts caused horror amongst the men and women with reports of nausea and small children crying. Gorilla keeper Michael Rozzi said: “We feed the gorillas brussel sprouts during the winter because they are packed with vitamin C and have great nutritional benefits. “Unfortunately, an embarrassing side effect is that it can cause bouts of flatulence in humans and animals alike. “However, I don’t think any of us were prepared for a smell that strong.” http://www.inquisitr.com/12744/gorillas-fart-stench-causes-zoo-to-apologize/

My farts are so bad the dog left the room....

Mine are so bad at the moment. Whenever I fart, someone in my office complains that they can taste it in their tea / coffee.

Mingmong.... Mong for short.

Yeovil @ home

Bet Leeds and Leicester though it would be easy to win as well.

Nor according to that poll you posted a link to... The top 3 choices are Paul Tisdale - No L1 experience Steve Coppell - Some L1 experience Let's just get behind whoever it is. Their money = Their club. - ????

Email the echo and tell them to stop using Nick Illingsworth as "the voice of the fans" echosport@dailyecho.co.uk

You should watch these films http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/

Thats how far we have fallen, our "lets play a local team to do them a favour" game is against AFC Totton !!! Bet they cant believe it !!!!

Has this post been randomly generated by a computer in Asia?

Cant imagine he really needs the cash IMHO. You wont see Beckham / Giggs / Raul etc playing at such a level at the age of 37.

hahahahah Adams is looking more pathetic by the day. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/8079665.stm

It was worse than that..... "currently playing for Bunyodkor, on a multi-million dollar contract, in the Uzbek League" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rivaldo

I cant believe there are still people on here that havent grasped the rules....

theres more chance of Tim Henman winning wimbledon...

Ive checked these as well. I think the problem must lie with Vista and XP not liking each other. Ill keep searching the net for answers.....

there's more chance of me getting a phone call.

You big old sour-puss I hate any form of racism, but if you ignore them and do a bit of searching, there are some funny jokes on there... Just dont read the dodgy ones. Or, dont go on the website.

Unless you know something I dont, these two situations look different to me...and I quote Tony Lynam: "When I projected the sheer cost of this, a couple of the guys were a little less willing to throw cheques at me. Ultimately I have in fact now entered into this "exclusivity agreement" on behalf of ONE client only." Marc Jackson: "If I hadn’t been badly let down by another member of the consortium we would have had the deal on Thursday. We had an opportunity to sign exclusivity. The structure of our bid had been accepted by the administrator, but we did not put in the £500,000.” [/url] The Echo: "The Saints fan said that at the 11th hour one of his financial backers refused to pay the non-refundable deposit of half a million pounds to cover this month’s wages. "

Yeah

if i right click the shared folder I dont have the optionof "properties" all i have is Open, All Tasks, Refresh, Help Also, im trying to share the D drive on my Vista PC, there seems to be "D" and "D$"

Yeah, thats turned on. Still cant work it out.

yeah i know, but as they say.... the old ones are the best ones.