Scudamore

Beer and a burger for breakfast?

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=swiss&word2=pinnacle

Lucky we're more patient than people are regards this takeover... Otherwise Steve would have people finding out his address online and looking through his curtains whilst he sleeps...

Do you believe in life after love?

Did they design their badge using PowerPoint?

Trousers would probably like to have a good snoop round his girlfriends knicker drawer...it's his business as someone who pays to watch a form of entertainment after all...

Just imagine if they regularly showed deaths on Sky Sports News...there'd be an uproar...

The thought of this has made me moist.

It's interesting to find out through all this just how many people can't spell Michael...

It’s been reported that Michael Jackson actually died of a heart attack when he found out Boyz II Men were a group and not a delivery service

Just heard at least... 2x "outpouring of grief" 10x "there was/is a sense of" In a ten minute car journey with Radio 4 on... Not my car i hasten to add...Radio 4 is sh:te...

Jokes on you...you would of course scald your bellend

First time that's ever been written

This just in, Michael Jackson as just been refused entry into heaven... Dont blame it on the sunshine, Dont blame it on the moonlight, Dont blame it on the good times, Blame it on the buggery.

Everybody could do with reading this post. That and calming down. Laughing at Michael Jackson jokes. Eating some cake. And not posting more ludicrous threads saying the same old sh:t.

Apple and cinnamon cake... I'm thinking about starting another thread on Ronaldo...

well of course...it's sorted us right out...

I'm strongly thinking about writing an email of complaint to The9

Kept the club in existence another month... Nobody will bother reading your boring letter of complaint...

Good grief...

Shouldn't this be in General Sport?

You lot are obsessed...

Yes my tongue was firmly planted in my cheek there... Unlike those who still heart NP...who plant their tongue between his arse cheeks... Still thought we've been through the fact that Fulham weren't in "League One" at that stage...