Scudamore

Stats in isolation. Love em... Leading Scorers 2007/2008 Jason Scotland - 23 Jermaine Beckford -20 Nicky Forster - 15 Nicky Manynard - 15 Adam Boyd - 14 Leading Scorers 2006/2007 Billy Sharp - 30 Leon Constantine - 22 Chris Porter - 22 Lee Trundle - 19 Luke Varney - 17 Chris Greenacre -17 So in the previous two season only five players scored over twenty goals in the season. So what does all this mean? Well not very much oviously as every new season is different to the last. Sometimes a player just fires em in left, right and centre. Sometimes not so much. Michael Ricketts scored 24 goals in a season once. In answer to the other question a quality striker is important to the team every season.

And why does PR have to be associated with spin? It's public relations? We the fans or public want better relations with the club? Where's the big deal? There is no big deal.

I really wouldn't want this silly b:tch caddying for me... Worrying about knocking her teeth out because she doesn't know where to stand would put me off my game... Nice t:ts mind...

I suggest he's talking about several player tbf.

On the basis of this faultless logic i'm now seriously looking into getting a ticket for the Hearts game!

Can't say i've ever seen us be any good in a preseason game...not just this season...

Homer Simpson is the everyman. Homer Simpson giggles. Therefore men giggling is fine.

Fine by me...think it's pretty much ready to go anyway...

1.22-1.36 where they had the corporate hospitality bit actually made me burst into floods of tears...such pride...it all got a little too "football" for my liking after that...

According to Talksport he is prepared to pay him £14,000 per week... Give it up people...we can start looking at players of that quality when we get back to the Championship...whenever that is...

I hope not...

This makes for some interesting retrospective reading when you think about how it all panned out... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_ham_utd/5304708.stm

Nothing is the answer to my question by the way...they were great signings for getting out of the Championship and did pretty well in the Premier League under Pardew despite having their stock fall in recent years...

What's wrong with Bobby Zamora and Marlon Harewood?

Bobby Zamora and Marlon Harewood sort of players...

I believe he means this one... Go, go, go, go Go, go, go shawty It's your birthday We gon' party like it's yo birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a fudge It's not your birthday! You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed Quite apt really...meet me in da club...where we'll play Ajax...

Since the introduction of the Megabus service...mega has now become synonymous with shi:t service in my eyes... So yeah i think that probably is a "mega" breakfast you've got right there!

On a serious note i think we'll be lucky to get on tv three times this season Mind you we're always sh:t on the box anyway and i end up sat in a pub on my own because nobody wants to watch Saints with me because they're sh:t so it's not all bad

He'll prune your wife's bush whilst he's at it...

Then loses to Hearts...

Well they had the Totton game on Sky Sports 1 so i'd be surpried if they don't want this one...

Get a job... And if you have a job...how do you still have a job?

There's a lad coming through the ranks called Eidur Tapper-Ruiner apparently...

Quite...but why let that get in the way of a good argument over nothing

I'm aware that several clubs have indeed been chasing this illusive first...but have never been able to pull it off. I think it would certainly show the footballing world we mean business. BTW i should think a Welsh team may well have done this.