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Phew, ad break finished just before the end of YNWA. Was concerned we'd miss it.

Aggregate score of 28-2 over our last 8 visits to Anfield apparently. I'm banking on a 0-3 away win.

On the bright side, it's pretty funny that Pompey couldn't score against, let alone beat, this pile of shite last week.

GOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GTFI!

I wish people would stop responding to this thread. I keep getting worried that he's been sacked. His tenure up there has been by far the best thing about this season so far.

We beat Wrexham. And drew with Pompey.

Well, we didn't lose I guess...

"It's full of sailors boys and mingers in the street, I pray that Pompey finish lower than 18th" One of the great lyrics of our time.

As if I needed a reason to dislike Portsmouth more, I've just found out Jacob 'Mega-Twat' Murphy's twin plays for them.

I keep seeing Netflix advertising that I can play it on Netflix. I'm too old to understand what that means.

Apparently the scummer had pissed all over it before sending it back. TCWTB thanked him for cleaning it.

Neil Allen really aiming for a Pulitzer Prize with his article on this. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-fc-westwood-wig-southampton-5311269

Agreed. Never quite got the same limelight as the likes of Lambert, Lallana, Fonte, or even Guly, but arguably one of the most important players during that era.

Any consolation my wife has booked in lunch with the in-laws. Naturally I've said I'm not going. As a family of Mancunians, I'm not sure they really get it though...