Challenger

Can't see this ending 1-0, I really can't.

Iam neither excited or concerned about this game to be honest. Does that make me a laid back, mellow chap or as my wife says, a cold , stoney feelingless sod ?

Yeah, get the sick bucket and a box of tissues ready if they prevail.

Fully expect to be the " poor relations " from everyone on this.

A night off from stripping cables.

City of culture.

Which now sets it up perfectly for you to disclose which type you portray, and more importantly, why ?

No, judging by your previous post a reality check should suffice.

Indeed, however the gas bill tends to be accurate.

A gas bill would be more interesting to see rather than the ficticous bull this lot dream up.

Stealing a living, complete liability.

Jackie used to do motor racing Alec used to do cricket Ross used to do football

For every successful foreign player we've had, it feels like we're had ten duds.

So excited by this iam going to celebrate with a kebab, a pint of Efes and Fatima from Derby Road.

Keep if we go up, it would be absolutely callous to get rid if he achieved that. Fail to go up? Then providing he learns from the mistakes of this season, ditches the crab football ( to the extreme extent he favours), studies the opposition more and adapts better in play, play his best team in their correct positions and develop some sort of plan B, then I would keep him for a while. Neither of these scenarios look likely to happen though.

Stoke is inland, Southampton is a seaport, you know sailors, dockworkers and we're never quite sure whats come in on the last tide. Best be a bit more careful on your next visit mate.

Get him involved in the playoffs and we're guaranteed promotion then. But we both know it wont happen one way or another.

Our " style" of play won't suit him anyway, can't see him getting much of the ball unless it's in our own box.

Fast forward a season and imagine this inbred giving it large after Pompey do the double over us. With this shite, fake football it's really going to happen.

Honest question Ladbrokes have just offered you a free bet on your two mentioned scenarios, £1000 if you're correct. Where do you put the money?

Yeah, a little taste of SR's vision, Martin's management nous and next season's team. Exciting isn't it.

Taught us something ? Indeed buy cheap buy twice springs to mind, but SR don't seem to learn.

Is it true that SFC are thinking of sponsoring the Italian tank section at Bovington as their tanks only went backwards ?

There won't be much constipation with this bunch of lightweights when they run out at Fratton Park next season. Quite the opposite I'd imagine.

It really is fake football of the first order.