Challenger

As is the traditional way in this fixture and "we" and the officials always fall for it.

Fuck it, giving the boozer a miss tonight. Had enough of fat, sweaty, shaven - headed, tattoo - plastered chavs ( and their husbands) flinging cat - piss lager about.

Every time I see a new post on this thread it gets my hopes up. Every time I read that post, I'm disappointed.

Course they do. It's like Which magazine, Trip Advisor or Punternet only it's just for players.

Fee and all personal terms have been accepted, just waiting on the clearance from Steve " squealer" Gibson.

A reet load of shite it was.

When Solak said in his apology vid that he was going to all out to nail promotion this coming season, Will Salt was not the type of signing I had in mind.

Still think England have been a bit lucky so far, now watch that all run out against Argentina. Fully expect the players and officials to fall for the usual underhand shite these perennial tards are masters at.

How about doing something about those fucking pigeons that shit on my seat ?

Avoid the beach. Just seen a load of blokes in funny helmets with big choppers wading ashore.

Not sure what would be more funny, Farage losing his by- election or Binface winning and having to take a seat in parliament.

Was it the Lidl one by any chance ?

Can envisage the desired FIFA final now, France v Argentina. Trump sat between his great mates, Sycophantino and the Argie monkey president.

Another one where the player starts to go down prior to making contact.

If they bought Downs as well, I would pimp my gran for the extra unleaded.

I've got half a tank and not got anything planned for tomorrow. Happy to help out as long as he doesn't spill anything in my car.

Sycophantino is so far up Trump,s ass I'm surprised he's got enough room to write this.

Always going to be rip-off merchants, but I genuinely believe that due to wages, costs etc most have to change what they do to make a profit. Higher prices, smaller portions, crappier ingredients unfortunately lead to less sales. Got to be a cut off point soon on what people are prepared to spend on leisure.

Indeed, seen it farmed in waters which have the colour of battleship grey, rivers where if you fell in, drowning would be your last problem. Apparently it tastes ok though.

A popular Cod alternative is the River Cobbler, however having seen first hand where it's " farmed " I'd give it a miss.

Brexit innit, those French fish, German sausages and Irish spuds all cost more to import these days.

Any reason Canada have Tony Bellew in goal ?

Indeed, however it was an all preventable, self-inflicted fuck up

People insisting on having a jolly conversation with you whilst cheerily swinging a poly bag full of dog shit around.

Was talking to old Ernie down the battlecruiser regarding these lads, he suggested chopping their balls off.