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Even more desperate and hilarious than yesterdays! Not even a mention of Southampton this time! Jolly well done pompey; a lad who went to a primary school in pompey, whose development and career was entirely down to Southampton FC and our academy has made the Euro squad - PMSL I know how pompey like to airbrush history and spin it in their own unique way... but this is taking delusion to a level you couldnt quite believe... Desperate and in an annoying way just very pathetic... but hilarious nonetheless! Well done OXO... knew very quickly watching you play for Saints that you would go all the way... such a shame your not still at SMS!

A truly inspired move by Steve Cotteril, massive respect to him for farming out the talent that wasnt good enough for pomepy in exchange for Kitson... and speaking of Benjani, he has been speaking with a potential new pompey owner: Weve had the masterminds of the Angola civil war at the helm already, Russian mafia gangland killers (Gorbuntsov) and Saadi Gadaffi was also lined up to take over before the Arab uprising (poor plucky pompey, never get any luck!)... Robert Mugabe would fit in perfectly at pompey

I am concerned that whilst they celebrate a southampton academy graduate and first team player they may have forgotten about this incredibly important week. Only headlines I am seeing are the OXO celebrations and Rocha blessed to feel love from Fratton faithful ... then the article quotes him saying nothing of the sort, just that he didnt know the skates liked him all that much. Im starting to think that Neil Allen chap from the News is simply having a laugh with his news articles! Honestly, the first pompey born player for England in 30 years... and he was raised through southampton! The only noise I can hear is the galloping of Chinnys trusty steed racing into town (Azougy) with a half a dozen swag bags hanging over his shoulder... got to love a bit of Chainrai!

hilarious and staggeringly pathetic by pompey all at the same time! If first Portsmouth-born player to represent England for 30 years wasnt embarrassing enough for them, to find out they are clinging on to one of our academy graduates is unbelievably desperate... so he went to primary school in pompey then spent all his teenage and young adult years under the wing of SFC... yes, well done pompey, give yourselves a pat on the back, a fine achievement, Saints produce the first pompey born person to play for England in 30 years! This line sums up the quality of the article: So Neil, in your piece about a saints academy graduate, the first Portsmouth-born player to represent England for 30 years, do you think his belief was misguided and AOC would have broken into the national team if he stayed at pompey? Epically Pathetic!

Absolutely, and its just pompey taking the utter p*ss by shoving the childrens cancer charities out of CVA MKI and into CVA MKII... a % of a f*cking %... whilst millionaire footballers had their 100% a long time ago. Its absolutely sickening.

PMSL Lampitt, the King of Spin!

Absolutely, the law is letting this happen and once again a toothless judge has bottled it... no doubt under significant lobbying and pressure by football institutions protecting their gravy trains... pompey really have brought this issue to the forefront though with their scandalous behaviour. A club going into administration, despite its best efforts to cut costs, manage its debts and so on, isnt the worst thing in the world. Yes businesses can catch a cold and some jobs may be lost in the process, but essentially it gives a business another crack and all those that stuck by it get a chance to continue trading with the newCo and make some money in the future. Footballers get paid 100% to maintain the FLs system, so that the club can continue trading within the golden share club and make money... Its when clubs like pompey absue the law and go completely against the spirit of not only the game but also against business principles and ethics... not a shred of fibre in them. Pompey did it all on purpose, knowing the FCR lets them get around the rule book and shaft all those owed money... not only that, but without even the most basic of morals they plotted and schemed to do it TWICE... That was no accident and the law had no power to stop them, nor have they the power to stop the doing it again next year. honesty, integrity, moral and ethical standards... all thown out the window in pompey... They had a choice and this is the road down... TWICE! Wouldnt surprise me to see Chainrai do it all again in 12-18 months time, he knows he can get away with it over and over again and a spineless judge has confirmed that to him today... Sure, it hits his parachute payments now, but he will abuse this loophole over and over again, only the taxpayer and local businesses (+charities) will be losing out again. pompey really are a disease, a foul stench on the game trying to seduce the rest into a filthy cheating ring of deceit. DFCSBs

Its just another day in pompeys history being played out in the high courts... i think they have their own parking space now. If pompey think they can simply tear up ben haims multi million pound contract and pay him 2% without any reprecussions from the football league, they are utterly bonkers. Put it the other way round, if pompey were allowed to put a failed CVA into a CVA MKII and as such a % of a % without incurring any penalties - football as we know it would be dead,the game would have been officially corrupted by pfc and layed the path for all other member clubs to blow off all debts for a nothing punishment = Cant happen. Two very dangerous precedents that if pompey try to absue them, could pave the way for the destruction of the game... I sometimes read "the FCR could destroy pompey and force the club to go under"... b*ll*cks, absolute rubbish... spending beyond their means put them in this situation, cheating the game, putting two fingers up at the spirit and integrity of football, laughing in the face of childrens cancer charities... that is what is putting the club under, and quite rightly so. All overseen by the former FA Head of Integrity Just put them down.

This is another glaring example of how the trust continue to mislead their supporters/members... They constantly lie and bleat about pledges, deny plan B/moneyfields, deny points penalties, deny chinnys rock solid secured and preferential status... The delusion is there for all to see, the stench of denial is rife.

The skates are squabbling over the figures and how they can stack them up... Gone are the days of them hailing Birch and celebrating getting rid of chainrai and andronikou... their stranglehold has never been strong. (psst... its been a worthless hulk for over a decade at least, do try to keep up) bas is right, the math dont work... its going to be a big effort by Chinny to get his money back; 10yr CVA MKII, bare bones squad, limited tea bags and hot water (inc fat), no pack the park discounts, tax deferals, raping charities, Cortese tax, training on the common... its going to be a rough ride but Balu WILL get his money back. Bring it on! Ive been banging on about it for a long time now, but there is only one clear solution for the skates... Plan B, Moneyfields in the Wessex

[baloo] Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your strife I mean the bare necessities Old Mother Nature's recipes That bring the bare necessities of life Wherever I wander, wherever I roam I couldn't be fonder of my big home The bees are buzzin' in the tree To make some honey just for me When you look under the rocks and plants And take a glance at the fancy ants Then maybe try a few The bare necessities of life will come to you They'll come to you! Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your strife I mean the bare necessities That's why a bear can rest at ease With just the bare necessities of life Now when you pick a paw-paw Or a *****ly pear And you ***** a raw paw Next time beware Don't pick the *****ly pear by the paw When you pick a pear Try to use the claw But you don't need to use the claw When you pick a pear of the big paw-paw Have I given you a clue ? The bare necessities of life will come to you They'll come to you! ~ Oh, man, this is really ... So just try and relax, yeah cool it Fall apart in my backyard 'Cause let me tell you something little britches If you act like that bee acts, uh uh You're working too hard And don't spend your time lookin' around For something you want that can't be found When you find out you can live without it And go along not thinkin' about it I'll tell you something true The bare necessities of life will come to you [Mowgli and Baloo] Look for the bare necessities The simple bare necessities Forget about your worries and your strife (yeah, man!) I mean the bare necessities That's why a bear can rest at ease With just the bare necessities of life (yeah!) With just the bare necessities of life (yeah, man!)

Glad someone’s had their weetabix this morning! And yes, £100,000 into £400 is simply sickening... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/citydiary/9280549/City-Diary-Secret-bidder-walks-away-from-Portsmouth-deal.html That De Bank fella must have made that remark as a pun! Great to hear confirmation of what us nutjobs on here believed all along, Chinny is secured, he WILL get his money back (and bonuses)! Pretty much confirms to me also that the trust are, and have always been, a Plan B back up post liquidation at moneyfields... nice that they have been conning, misleading and miss-selling financial products to their supporter base... We’ve had Calas under the sea, now I think we finally have a theme tune for both our good friend Balu, but also a theme tune for the future of pompey under the rule of balu [im]http://i43.tower.com/images/mm107007467/sing-along-songs-bare-necessities-baloo-bear-dvd-cover-art.jpg[/img]

Really puts it into perspective... this is why they need to die ASAP (as much as Chinny MKII/III really appeals to me)

The initial torch bearers are flogging their torches on eBay, one currently with a hour to go stands at £80,000! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Olympic-2012-Torch-/251066711866?pt=UK_Sports_Memorabilia_ET&hash=item3a74bdff3a Buy it now for just £145,000: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Olympic-Torch-London-2012-/110883367087?pt=UK_Sports_Memorabilia_ET&hash=item19d129e8af Some silly sod is selling a A4 glossy picture of the torch, currently at £1240! : http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/London-2012-Olympic-Torch-Photo-/330736101504?pt=UK_Sports_Memorabilia_ET&hash=item4d01686880 Stunning! I would sell out in a heart beat if I were one of the lucky ones!

Dont get too caught up on tax obligations portsea way, they do not recognise them. Ashdown and Rocha are off the books now, with just one more first team contract to expire this summer (Benjani)... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/rocha-and-ashdown-leave-pompey-1-3864514 Bless, the top contracts aint going nowhere... Ben Haim has his feet well and truly under the table. Also just noticed a skate made a decent point which could give us all a laugh and the PST another impossible headache: So Rocha, Ashdown, and Benjani can call it a day with pompey anytime they like, but the club have to pay them in full to the last day of July. Another couple hundred grand out the door. Magnificent. MLG might be able to verify this for us nutjobs.

LOVE this! Chinny, 65% wages to turnover, Ben Haim, crumbling arena... Years of more pain before the eventual liquidation ... Im so appy right now! Skates, this is punishment for your lack of initiative,delusion and stupidity... You deserve everything you get. Dellighted, thankyou Balram.

Got to love the guy, welcome back Balram!

Absolutely, and right now the skates are plotting to make Chainrai fail the F&PPT... Not realising that he is the only way they can start League One on -10/15/17/20 points... Without him they liquidate and start again at Moneyfields in the Wessex... See this is the problem pompey, you get into bed with gun-running syndicates and viscous loan sharks, they will want something in return... You don’t just walk away from these people, its not allowed, its not how it works... You try and screw these types over (Chinny F&PPT), and they will destroy you... In the words of Truckasarus, God bless Balram Chainrai

Did Rio go in goal during the skates cup run in 2008? Really lucky if thats how it happened, I always thought it was a fair victory at old trafford 11 vs 11... The Asia Trophy is listed in the honours list, and they think were sad for enjoying the JPT success in front of 50k+ fans! Will Mr Chainrai be making his offer to buy the club today? Its a tough decision for me also feza, but I will also go for liquidation and moneyfields... I will miss Chinny though! Two weeks to go until the FL AGM and I am excited already... its another big event for us to enjoy, the build up in the press, PR from Birch and gobby delusion from the divided trust... I do enjoy the big events, court cases, SSN special reports, admin announcements, Sol sueing the club, websites being shut down... Its funny really, this trust vs chinny battle has left me in a funny situation. If Chinny comes back and they are in league 1, I will withdraw my trust pledge and put the money on a pompey relegation... If the trust take on the liquidated afc poopey at moneyfields, I will withdraw my pledge and go out for a party! Exciting, isnt it?

Not sure what your on about Truckasaurus my good fellow, the trust has carefully selected a multipitch venue for the wessex league... two pitches and some superb quality maintenence equipment at Moneyfields! Its Chinny or this skates!

The pompey news ran a few storries about this a while back, the groundsmans sheds being padlocked and they couldnt access their equipment! Would be superb if the school have evicted the pikeys and taken their ball too! Poor old voldermort was apparently buying bog rolls for the training ground sh*tters so his precious ben haim, lawerence et al could get paid £££s an hour to wipe their a*ses! He will have to head out and buy some cones and some of those £3 egg shaped umbro balls at sports direct. Or maybe he could send out his shiny new academy squad to go and steal them instead, its the pompey way afterall... could even steal a few charity collection pots on the way back too to give to mr kitson! It could well happen, and it would be delicious: Cant help but like this guy!

I missed the webchat unfortunately however it is great to see so many on here having a ball. Thanks to those who have posted the hilarity on here. Believe, might, hope... Those were the most frequent words as far as I could see, caveats and omissions all over the show... and thats from the questions that got through. No chance, this is the work of a fantasist on the scale of Cala.

Looking forward to micks webchat, will be interesting to ask how they can possibly go up against the good man Chainrai... He is galloping into portsea to asset strip right down to the last drop of fat in the Pipes. If Chinny lets the trust form a CVA it will be CSI MKII, he will still hold his secured charge on all assets! Got to admire the good man Chainrai

Its the calm before (the next) storm... I thought today was the skate trusts deadline to raise another 1000 pledges so that they can formalise the share proceedings... they raised well under half of those required pledges, which included skates reneging on their mortgages, so im not sure where they can go from here. Perhaps the quiet is the realisation that it really is all over, those nutjobs on scummerzweb called it right all along... time to hitch the caravan and head for moneyfields. Remember the posts made by somebody in the corporate area of the arena with sponsors, and Lampitt was drunkenly saying how its all over, we will fight to the very death... its funny how these signals normally get ignored until the inevitable hindsight kicks in... Poor old Trev, nobodies talking to him! Terrible news that Liam is being paid by Cardiff for the next two weeks though, that would have been a nice present for the month of May. Clubs are taking a little post season break at present, hence Trevors firesale currently resembling a tealight... So far he has shaken off promising young defender Pearce for half a million, with young skate Ward looking to go today or tomorrow. Two of the lowest wage earners in the squad, attracting the only interest so far! As we have done in the past, the only players you pick up in this situation is the best young talent before somebody else nicks them. Eg, Surman and Dyer from us, Stephens from Plymouth etc. Clubs will not be bothering to take anything other than lower earning talent off their hands before the FL AGM on June 2nd. After which point they will know whether they can mop up the players post liquidation, or they will offer Chinny some loan deals for a % of the wages. Tal Ben Haim is not going anywhere! The big earners are in it for the long haul, like chinny, my position is secured, I will get my money back